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The Bribe Price

Once upon a time, there lived a man who dearly loved this pretty lady. He loved her so much that wanted to marry her. He spoke to his parents and they approved of his decision..

One fateful morning, he and his parents sent off to the lady house...

On getting there , the man and his parents met with the lady's parents, stated their intentions for coming...

They were presented with this list..

In order for you to engage in holy matrimony with our daughter, you are required to provide the following items on your next visit;

1) 5bags of Kola nut
2) 18 trees of mature Coconut
3) 15 bags of pure water
4) 32 packs of bottled water
5) 25 bags of Rice (American Rice, not Conde)
6) 78 tubers of yam (Abuja Yam)
7) 10 sachet of maggi (Knorr chicken)
8) 52 fowls
9) 38 matured live chicken (Broiler and Cockerel)
10) Just 16 live turkey (Male & Female)
11) Only 2 drums of groundnut oil
12) 5 kegs of palm oil (50 litres will be manageable)
13) 45 Cows (those ones with hunchback)
and
14) 17 live goats (mesoro is ok).

15) Then you will add 50 naira, because we are not selling our daughter, we are giving her free to you..