Na Naija We Dey

Laugh and Be Blessed

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.

After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.

Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off.

I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.

Now I'm afraid to pee😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩

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Airtel - N500 - 4378 9876 1265 5645

Etisalat- N500. - 2156 7654 0088 221

Glo - N500-    5647 3985 0471 3754

Mtn N750-   2765 4565 1332 4532

These recharge cards were found by a God fearing Nigerian at a filling station at Admiralty way lekki phase 1

Please, rebroadcast till it gets to the rightful owner. I have done my part in nation building
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Being dump my some one can make you watch TV for 8hours without volume....

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I don't understand why a guy will kneel down and propose to a girl and she will start crying ...

Please,is the ring made of onions??..

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I don't understand why it hurts when you bite young tongue accidentally, but it doesn't when you do it on purpose, and i don't understand why you are biting your tongue right now...😸😹😹

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My friend, you won't know the importance of Algebra in mathematics until your sweetheart calls you X  and you don't know  Y

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I strongly believe as a married couple you should work as a team....

The woman pounds yam,and the man eats it shey..

Hope,I'm making sense..

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Remember all those boys that carried brush and shoe polish up and down in my secondary school days...

I hope you all are now working for kiwi????

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Having a short girlfriend is not bad but the problem is after she finish washing your clothes , she waits for you to come back from work and hang them...

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After Agreeing the canoe fee is #300, you get to the middle of the river and you are being told it's #2000 or you leave the canoe.

Which will you do??

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Between Nurses and Hairdressers,
who gossips more???

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🎶🎶Even your boo get a boo.🎶🎶

Any deejay that tries to play that song
on my wedding day is playing
with his remaining Balance...

A word is enough for the wise
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Most people go abroad, come back and have only pictures to show for it.

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Do you know to that FirstBANK, EcoBANK, GTBANK and even "REEKADOBANKS" are NOT as important as POWER BANKS in NIGERIA?

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I never believed Nigeria was that hard until I saw a friend of mine eating bread with "anointing oil"

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At the ATM earlier today,after I Withdraw all the money,I was very shocked when the ATM be like "Oga,anything for your boy?"

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You think you know everything ? What is the name of the man that says "TO COPY THIS TUNE PRESS 1" before the receiver picks up the call.

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The fact that you contribute less in my comments , does not mean you are mature..

Some times you have issues with spellings...