Na Naija We Dey

Only in Nigeria

1) Buying films from street hawkers is terrible.

-Today, I bought Iron Man from one of the street hawkers, when I played it on my DVD... It was showing a man ironing his shirt

I just switched off the TV and cried for 2 hours
😭😭😂😂

2) You won't know that you are a fine boy until you have been caught stealing in the market that's when people would start saying "ah,  eyah, this kind fine boy na thief..." *eyaah*😃😃

3) Stop taking pictures near people's car before your village people will kill you thinking you have made it in life 😂😂

4) See me see slay queen oh! I ask her why I don't see her online on Facebook, she said she traveled!!😂😂

5) Please how much will I add  to my 6K to buy a G-wagon
My days of trekking is coming to an end🙌😜😜
Halleuyah sumbori😂😂😂😂

6) Don't trust a guy that can insert Sim correctly in the dark. He can rape you.

7) I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. This night she text me...

"Baby am going out with my friend Regina"... 

While her friend Regina was sleeping on my bed now Women Are Wicked 😩😩😁😁

8) Dating an insecure boyfriend isn't easy.

BF: Babe, where are you? GF: Am at home frying plantain.

BF: OK, Fry one lemme hear 😂😂😂

9) In Nigeria you will hear something like.. "Madam how much is that #100 bread"😂😂😂

10) You're slim, your girlfriend is slim, when u both walking and holding hands... You will be looking like capital letter H.
😂😂😁

11) It's only African parents that will advice you for 6hours & still tell you "I don't have much to say".😂😂

12) You always complain girls don't love you because you don't have money 💰  Abeg, you yourself, do you love your condition?😂😂

13) *DEATH:* Take my hand.

*BOY:* No. I know if I touch you, I'll die!

*DEATH:* OMG! You're so smart! Chop knuckle bro!

The BOY chops the knuckle.

14) I will be having a small Party at my place this evening. if you are free and interested, you can also do the same at your place 😏

15) My fear of weed increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.😂

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So sorry for not updating all this while ..been busy and I hope you all aren't angry with me.

I'm back now...and will try to update as much I can.

Lots of love..

Christabel😘😘