Na Naija We Dey

Pick Your Number

Which number did it for you?? 😂😂😂😝

1. Most of the guys that say they don't date fat girls have fat mothers.

Be humble like your dad.
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2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking
about God,than to sit in a church thinking about beer.
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3. Have you ever been next to people
who gossip so much that you're even
scared of leaving them cause you
know you're next.
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4. The man who marries a beautiful
woman,and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem.
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5. Some females are so afraid of
killing cockroaches but they already did 5  abortions.
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6. You will see a 13 year old girl
posting stuff like "I want to forget everything and move on"
forget what little sister?...

(The multiplication table?)
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7. A man is the head of the family, and a woman is the neck that turns the head
(smiles)
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8. Treat every part of your towel nicely
because the part that wipes your
buttocks today,may wipe your face tomorrow
(Real fact)
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9. If a girl dumps you because you
don't have money, and after you have
made money...
She comes back begging...

My brother... Forgive her... Promise
her marriage... Tell her family that you
want to renovate their house... Remove
their roof and DISAPPEAR😂😂😂
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10. When you see a poor man eating
chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick.

Which number makes you smile???😂😂