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World Penis Day

Today is World Penis Day.

Do you know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? ..

According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients.

Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months.

Besides it has 3 good manners too.

1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs.

2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance.

3. It is polite, it bows after  performing.

⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.

Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only  results matter.

✅Now that I've educated you😃.

Happy penis day