"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?"
Yep, hit the right nerve.
I maintained my posture, sitting innocently in my cubicle, doodling random stuff. Waiting for lunch break, I decided to take another tour of the building.
I've taken almost 5 today.
Nathan spotted me and called me. Raising an eyebrow at me with an amused expression, he asked me if that was my doing, I nodded back at him. He walked towards me, "So you did that on revenge?" I replied with another nod.
"He deserved it."
"You know he came straight to your cabin, and now he's searching for you alone. I advise you to run away" He said chuckling. My eyes went wide along with goosebumps rising.
I know I'm screwed.
Nathan laughed at my reaction. Even his laugh is cute!
Here I am drooling at my boss's brother, while he himself is searching to kill me.
Back to the topic.
"I guess he would have sharpened all his knifes till now." I whispered.
Nathan just nodded.
I decided to walk to his office myself and face his wrath. It may grant me freedom! Fire me creepy devil, fire me.
Not metaphorically.
I make no sense.
I entered his office to find it empty. Looks like he's still searching for me like Dora. D-D-D-D-Dora.
Shut up Candy.
Sitting on his chair behind his huge round desk, I waited for him.
Like a boss.
"You have some nerve to show up here..." He stated in an infuriated tone.
Jackpot.
"Where? In my boss's office?" I asked innocently.
"In his chair." I just shrugged.
He walked towards me and pressed the top of the chair, making it lunge behind while leaning towards me. His face was again just a mere 3 inch away from mine.
And his minty breath was fanning my neck.
And his gaze could burn holes in my eyes.
And my heart beat slowed down.
Asshole.
"So you like to play games, huh?" He hissed at me.
"Temple Run. Call of duty is great, but you play the other version I guess. I hate Flappy bird." I whispered innocently. I need an oxygen mask now. I need some freaking air.
Pack of Lay's anyone?
"Funny, Now two can play a game" He said leaning in more.
"Dude, I swear I first concentrated on one of your eyes, and now you're so close they merged into one. Not funny, it hurts"
He just let go of the seat making it jump. I quickly got off it before I get more headache.
"You're pissing me off, Candy, and that's not safe." He warned.
"Oh... Fire me master! Fire me then..." I said pouting while fake crying.
He just groaned.
"Enough with your stupid sarcasm, hobo." He turned around and smirked at my shirt.
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