Amber & Her Baller (Book Two Of The "And Her" Series) (UNEDITED) (COMPLETED)

Chapter Seven-Amber

As we enter the pub a older man comes over grinning at us "well if it isn't little Russell Berkeley...how ya doin,ya little shit?" He shakes Russ's hand and pats him on the back

Well okay!! I look to Russ he's grinning brightly at the old man

Russ chuckles "Eh less of the little,got my girl here...I need to pull out the big guns Tony" he tells him as he pulls me against his side..

Tony looks at me and grins

"Well fuck me side ways... "he mutters "PAT!! Come here girl,look who's came to grace us with his presence...and he's bought a girl too" he shouts

"What's a pretty little thing like you doing with this ugly fucker eh?" He chuckles

Russ gasps dramatically "Hey,I ain't ugly..." Russ scowls at Tony

Tony chuckles loudly "Oh am sorry darlin Would you rather me call ya a pretty fucker?"

I giggle at their exchange as Russ flips Tony the bird

"What you shouting me for?" A older woman appears from nowhere "Oh! Russ" she squeals "why didn't you tell me Russ was here? And with a girl too...well aren't you just the prettiest little thing? What's your name darlin? are you Russy's girlfriend? Oh he's never bought a girl here before has he Tony!! Oh wow!" She gushes

Woah!! Annnnnnnd Breathe.... I look to Russ and mouth "Russy?" With a mischievous grin

His eyes warn me not to say anything.... ahaha this could be fun! I chuckle to myself

"Fucking hell woman breathe" Tony scowls at her "the fuck was that? Your gunna scare the girl"

She slaps him on his arm playfully "Oh behave you,as if I can scare anyone" she scoffs and rolls her eyes

Tony snorts and mutters under his breath "Have you seen yourself when on your monthly's....That's scary shit!"

Russ chuckles as Pat slaps Tony across his bald head... "I heard that you fucker" she growls,Russ is chuckling pointing at Tony rubbing his head

"Now!" She says all calmly "you come sit down here and talk to auntie pat.." she gestures to a table and chairs,I sit down

"So come on tell me all about yourself...how did you meet our russy?" Pat asks with a big grin

I look to Russ and he comes to my rescue "Pat,amber here is my girl...we're pretty new,we met through my mate Justin.Justin is actually seeing amber's best friend Eva...this is our first date,so I thought I'd bring amber here and you could do us some of your fine grub" he asks with grin

"Well! I never thought I'd see the day" pat gushes "you've finally stopped being a womaniser" she says proudly

Russ is about to say something but then Tony chuckles "I believe the term these days is Manwhore! Ain't that right Russy boy?" He cackles

I chuckle at Russ's discomfort and he scowls at Tony "Well I ain't like that no more... am a One woman man" he tells Tony and Pat "Ain't that right baby?" He grins at me

"Well if your not,I'd chop off your balls and feed them to you...Okay?" I tell him calmly and sweetly

Russ gasps his eyes widen and he grasps himself protectively

Tony and Pat start laughing their arses off "I like her" Tony chuckles

Pat's wiping tears of laughter from her face "Oh amber darlin... god broke the mold when he made you" she kisses my cheek "you look after her Russ...she's special,this one" she warns
pointing at him

I blush at her words

"I plan on it"Russ tells pat but he's looking at me smiling warmly

"So what does the lovebirds want to eat?" Pat asks us

"Surprise us...oh can you bring us some drinks please pat?" He tells her "You wanna coke baby?" He asks me

"Please" I tell him with a grateful smile

And pat grins "Be right back"she tells us as she walks away to do our drinks

"So..have you told your folks yet?" Tony asks Russ

"Not yet,but soon...I've only just got her to go out with me"he chuckles and winks at me squeezing my hand under the table

I blush and smile shyly

What the fuck is wrong with me? This man has me acting like...like....well not fucking me that's for sure!

Pat comes over with two large cokes "right you two...am in the middle of cooking my lasagne" she smiles "is that okay amber? Am such a klutz,I didn't even think to ask" she panics

"That's great pat! I love lasagne" I reassure her "I love food so no worries about me" I grin

"Oh Thankgod! I love that your not afraid to eat" she tells me "you must tell me your secret for staying so slim" she winks

"My metabolism is awesome...people say I take after my mum's side,my mum's Spanish you see" I explain

"Spanish?" Russ asks "So I have a sexy Latina for a girlfriend" he grins wiggling his eyebrows

I roll my eyes

"Your a beautiful young woman darlin,Spanish or not..Russy is a lucky man" she says and pats Russ on the head as she walks away

"I am aren't I?" Russ says looking at me with a smile

I smile shyly....I am So fucked!!