The Titty What??

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We pull up to this I'm guessing a bar. There is a bunch of motorcycles and a guy yelling about a lick buffet.I don't know. We all get out of the RV and Richie and Seth are talking. I changed into more comfortable clothes, because who knows how long we will be here.

 "I did my part we got you across the border, I'm not taking my children inside, we're done" "Fine you can stay out here with the devils rejects, have your own little Altamont" Seth says as he jingles the keys to show he has them

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"I did my part we got you across the border, I'm not taking my children inside, we're done" "Fine you can stay out here with the devils rejects, have your own little Altamont" Seth says as he jingles the keys to show he has them. Dickhead. "That wasn't the deal." "No the deal was that we stick together until Richie and I finish our deal." Seth walks away from us. " Come on dad whats the worst that can happen." "Do you see what its called Mel no way am I taking you 3 in there." I look up to see what its called.... The titty......WHAT!?!?! The titty twister thats one hell of a name for a bar. We walk up to the entrance listening to the guy shouting. " We've got pan dulce of every flavor for you! Anyway you like it, with all the fillings!" What the hell is that suppose to mean? "Hold now! Hold it" I look up to see the guy staring at Kate and I...Oh no..... " Two new items have just been added to the à la carte menu: one hot cherry pie and one hot strawberry pie." Did I just get called a strawberry pie.... Thats just weird.. Seth walks up to the guy."Okay, Okay, easy, Tex, they're not gonna be on the menu." " You leave that up to Strawberry and Cherry." This motherfu- Seth punches the guy in the face. That was kinda hot... Seth looks back at us with a face that says come on. We walk into the bar and there is load music playing with dancers dancing. We walk down the stairs and look to find the table. A woman walks up to Scott probably trying to give him a lap dance, dad says that Scotts not interested, she the goes up to Richie. She doesn't look happy when she walks away from him. My dad and Seth go up to the bar to talk to the bartender. Kate and I look at each other in shock and disbelief at where we are right now. We find a table and Richie disappears and Seth pours everyone at the table a drink. Before any of us can grab it dad takes it away from us. "Not for me." He pushes them towards Seth. "Not for them." " Relax red Ryder, these buckaroos earned their bonus, and so did you." "Dad can we." "Absolutely not." "Aw come on Pops. We're a band of brothers now. Crossed the desert, didn't even need Omar Sharif." Seth glanced my way. " So Blue you gonna listen to your daddy or are you gonna drink up." I looked down at my glass like it was something interesting. " We're not your brothers. We're not your family. We're your prisoners." "Dad don't." "Please." I look at him with pleading eyes. " Not now dad." "Its alright little ladies. You see, Papa bears grumble. That's what Papa bears do."

"You think you're in control 'cause you got the keys? You think you're on top of the world. But you're not. You're on the bottom and your scared." "Dad! Stop it!" Why won't he listen he's going to get himself in trouble. "And you think you're better than me. You to good to have a drink with a common thief, is that it? Now, like it or not, we ARE a family-- a broken, messed-up, sad excuse of a family, but goddamn it we got love for each other, don't we." Suddenly he pulls my chair closer to him, so close our legs are touching. "Love and forgiveness. That's how you get through the day, right?" He turns my face towards him and looks me in the eyes."So here goes, sis, I left some bodies on the ground back in Kansas. Now, no doubt they were good men and true, but they were in the wrong place at the wrong time." He puts his forehead against mine. ( I know this didn't happen in the show, but why not...) " And they stood between me and my freedom. So I did what I had to do. I did what anybody would do. Could you find it in your heart to forgive me?" I closed my eyes and sighed, why me lord why me? I pulled away from him. "I can't hear you." "Yes" "Yes what?" " I forgive you." "Bingo." He looked at my dad with the 'I win' face, then looked back at me " Good job." he throws back his third shot of tequila and says "Your turn Blue." "I snuck a boy into my room and we made out." "Woah, Blue!" "How does that feel Papa bear." He looks at all of us and says "Get your glasses up." When no one does he says "UP!" Everyone slowly raised their glasses except me. "C'mon Blue don't let me down." I raised my glass like everyone else. "Here's to the broken, messed-up excuse for a family." After that we all took our shots, except for my dad. "So thats what it feels like." "Welcome to adulthood Scott." "Shut up Mel." After that there was so much tense I had to get up. I went to get up when I felt a hand wrap itself around my wrist. " Where do you think you're going Blue?" "To the bathroom, wanna come watch me pee?" I smiled at him and tilted my head. "Sure." " I was joking." " Well I'm not." "Ugh" I walk away, but I know Seth gets up to follow, no doubt my dad told him something. I twisted and turned trying to lose Seth and I think I did. "Well hello there sweetness." "Um no." " Did it hurt little angel when you fell from heaven." "No, not interested." "You don't want a ride with the Sex Machine."He thrusts his hips and a gun pos up out of his private area. "Um no I don't. I also bet it shoots blank. Phew Phew." I walk away from him.

I walk outside to see Seth tied in chains to 2 bikes. Oh no, Seth. He picks up his head and we make eye contact and he mouths at me to 'go inside'. I shake my head at him and I try to sneak closer to him to try and help him. I sneak up behind the guy, when I realize its the guy that called me Strawberry pie. I go to hit him across the head, when he turns around and grabs me and pulls me to his chest. " Well, well, well, what do we have here Strawberry." "Let her go!" "No I don't think I will." He whistles and the 2 bikes drive away and tighten the chains like they are going to pull his arms off. "No, please don't do this to him, I'm begging you." "I'm sorry Strawberry but he broke my nose he has to pay." "NO!" The 2 guys rev their bikes more. He goes to hit Seth with a pipe when a gun goes off. "NO!NO! he broke my nose he broke my nose." "Let them go." "You're a long way from Kansas Mr.Gecko." We walk back into the place. "Blue go back to the table." "Are you sure?" "Yes, now go." I go sit at the table with my family. "Mel are you okay?" "Yes dad, I'm okay." I look ay my hands, like I found something interesting. I don't want to be here anymore. I put my head on the table and close my eyes. Next thing I know Seth, Kate, and Richie came back to the table. " Ladies and Gentleman, the time has come. Please, take your seats. Welcome to the Titty Twister." I still think thats a weird name for a bar/ dance club. "We have a special performance for tonight, is a very very special night. Please welcome the Mistress of the macabre....The Queen of the night.....Santanico Pandemonium!!" A beautiful woman comes on stage looking like a queen with a head piece and robe.


"She's real.... She's real."

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