OHMIGAWSH GUYS! So my gay best friend just moved in with me and my grandma like a week ago. He came home drunk off his ass and made me put ice cream and milk in a bowl and mix it up with a spoon for him to make a milkshake. I asked why we couldn't just put it in the blender and he said "no it's too loud I have ptsd" and I told him he doesn't and he said "I could". I told him he has never endured anything traumatic and his response was "I met Donald trump once. He tried to grab my mangina.".... I shouldn't have but I laughed so hard I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 mins straight. He's fucking insane. 😂 but I love him! Pic is my friend I'm talking about! Now that you've read a funny moment of my life, enjoy!!! Love you guys!!!! ~Riley
"Just pick a movie already, dammit!" Dee and I simultaneously lifted up one of our hands and flipped Ricky off. "Shit the fuck up, Raccoon! We are deciding!" I yelled back at him as I continued staring down the 3 movies between Dee and I. One one hand, Sweeney Todd was an all time favorite of mine. It also helped that it was written and directed by the amazing Tim Burton. On another hand, The Lost Boys was also a favorite, full of death and twisted relationships and creatures of the night. Also on another hand, there was the amazing movie called How To Train Your Dragon. It was full of dragons. That on its own was fucking cool. I huffed in annoyance as Dee and I shared a hopeless look. "Dad, tell a number, one, two, or three! Go!" I called, him automatically yelling 'One' back. I nodded with a cheery smile as I popped the disc into the DVD played and Dee and I scooted back so our backs were against the couch. Chris moved off the other couch and sat on the floor next to me, wrapping his arm around my shoulders as I leant into him, resting my head on his chest. When the main menu came up, my dad squealed and giggled, making the rest of us have to hold in our laughter at his excitement. We all knew he loves Tim burton movies and was obsessed with Johnny Depp. I pressed play on the remote and the movie soon began, Dee, my dad, and myself singing along to every song, me and my dad sometimes quoting dialog between characters, making everyone else yell at us to shut up. When the movie finally finished, Ricky hummed. "Huh, so that's the infamous Sweeney Todd you and Dev are always talking about?" He asked and we all turned to look at him. "You've never seen Sweeney Todd?" I asked in disbelief. He slowly shook his head. "Fucking raccoons." I huffed, Chris snickering beside me as Ricky pouted. I looked over to notice Dee peeking over to Ryan who was sitting on the other couch alone, him occasionally looking at her. I smirked and elbowed Chris lightly, nodding between the two. He watched them intently for a few moments before he smiled evilly. "Ryan, why don't you come sit with us? There is room over by Dee!" He said and Ryan smiled alightly before it disappeared and he nodded softly, getting over and walking around the back of the couches, sitting beside Dee, actually rather close. I moved up to put in The Lost Boys before I moved back to my spot with Chris.
We were halfway through The Lost Boys when Kylie returned with Riley. I beamed when I saw my baby boy and jumped up, running over to her and taking him, kissing his nose and he yawned and giggled. "Awe, did you have a good day, handsome?" I cooed, earning more giggles. "There's my little man." I heard Chris as his arms snaked around my waist. He rested his chin on my shoulder as he smiled down at Riley. "Hey did you guys notice how similar Riley sounds to Ricky?" Ricky suddenly yelled, sounding excited. "You guys named your baby after me!" He said and everyone got quiet as we all turned and looked at him like he was stupid. "Richard, please just stop talking before you make yourself look even dumber." I told him and he just kept smiling goofily, not catching on. I shook my head at him, sighing. "His pour tiny brain doesn't catch on that quickly does it?" I asked I one in particular. I took Riley with me to the kitchen and fixed him a bottle before I fed and burped him, then took him up to his room. I rocked him to sleep as I hummed a song by Of Mice & Men called When Zhou Can't Sleep At Night, then laid him in his crib, leaving the room quietly with the baby monitor, taking it to my bathroom with me so I could shower.
Sorry it's just a filler guys! I just needed something to go between the last chapter and the next one xD love y'all!!!!
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