I dunno why but my brain lieks doing this...
Filipino Class
-is reading Florante at Laura for the 6th time- Hindi ko na kayaaaaaaaaa! Gusto ko na lumabaaaaaaaaaas! (I cant take it anymoreeeeeeee! I wanna go out!)
Science Class
Teacher: Class, what do you call a typhoon that forms over the Indian ocean?
Me: (mentally) Indian storms...
(actual) Cyclone
Religion/Values Education
Justice? What is social justice when we are given small servings in the canteen?!
Social Studies
Teacher: ... U Nu is a blahblahablahblah...
Me: (mentally) Y U Nu is dead?!
Math Class
Teacher: Ms. Macaraeg, any questions?
Me: (mentally) Yes, what is the relation of evil to math?
(actual) No Ma'am... (I lied xD)
Bookkeeping
I want my sergeant teacher back... He's awesome even if he yells at us instead of my horrible teacher who did nothing but scare me >_<
Management
Porkchop... porkchop... porkchop... porkchop... (An inside joke between me and my guy irl bff)
English
-doing nothing, just writing updates without Le teacher noticing because I'm always first to finish xD)
Computer
Y U NO LOGIN?! U IZ BULLSHIT! Y U NO WORK SCHOOL SERVER?! I WANNA WORK ON MY JAVASCRIPT!
Music
-stares at my lyre which happens to be locked away in a see-through cabinet- I wanna do a solo with you...
-later after being forced to sing alone- Mai gawd... they clapped O_O
Arts
-attempting to draw a okay portrait- Fuck you paper and you pencil for not having an eraser!
PE
Damn... I'd rather it beside my teacher because she's so good to me... (True story xD)
Club
Me: Cindy, I am the only one who can act like a total retard here not you
Cindy: Gusto ko so Flappy Bird... (I like Flappy Bird...)
Me: Bakit?! Nakalimutan mo na ako?! (Why?! Have you forgotten me?!)
Cindy: No...
Me: -sees le crush- -gets teased-
(mentally) SLAMACOW! SAVE MY SOUL!
(actual) Sino si ******? (Who is ******?) (Translation: Deny deny deny deny deny deny deny deny)
