Me: *trips* Aish!
Me: *drops pen* Javla...
Me: *sees Allyssa* iHola bichacho!
Me: *drops pen again* Fuck... *pencil drops too* you
Lil sis: I ship Twimon!
Me: Putang ina na youuuuu~
Its a miracle I know only two Korean words... And they are swear words... Wowe
You better hope that if you have my Skype and we're talking and I hit my arm or knee or something, I'll say a Filipino swear instead of Murican one. Tangina na youuuuuuuuuuu~
(Yes. I just said a swear right there)
(*cues Wattpad suspending me*)
