(Expecting me to sleep on a futon huh? Nah...)
#1 Get a pillow or two
#2 Put them on the bed of course
#3 Make sure your pillow is kawaii desu (Mine is Hello Kitty xD)
#4 Get a kawaii desu teddy bear
#6 Turn on the electric fan because its too damn hot (I think its cold here...)
#7 Realizes I trolled you by not putting #5
#8 Lie down and think like your grandmother
#9 Forget the blankets xD
#10 Count noodles xD
#11 Still cant? Count dancing Martyns
#12 Fail? Count dancing Slamacows (I died here xD)
#13 Go to sleep c:
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