I'm bored. I wanna write an essay. I just finished writing a oneshot I'll submit to Phanfic later. But essays are too easy. I need to finish that 10k oneshot for Phandom Big Bang ow why did I agree to this
Is Dan my spirit animal? Or was it my personality blending to match his again? Or was it Tyler? Which of these two gaylords is actually my spirit animal. Oh wait Phil probably. Now I'm confused. Maybe its really Dan because we're so awkward and blablabla DAN HAS A SECRET ACCOUNT HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS DAN AND PHIL ARE ONE OF US
Evan Edinger is phan trash af
Did DanAndPhilCRAFTS hit 100k yet? They need to so Youtube will be laughing as they hand them a plaque for the best April Fools prank ever and they cant delete it :D
DAN GET OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE READING STOP STALKING US OH MY GOD NO
My Tumblr looks like its owned by someone with 5k followers when in reality I only had 118 followers omg people pls
The screenshot is immortalized 5ever
THE FRINGE SWITCH MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
Glittur speshal brought to you by Denyul, Filip and Jenna
Chill Instagram I hit 500 and 600 in a week CHILL
Interrupted by fireworks is played when a character goes on a date on the ferris wheel in Final Fantasy VII
Long Distance Love gives me feels. Damnit Eden
WE'RE LEARNING JAPANESE FOR 10TH GRADE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK
I hope I don't concern people because I called Phil 'Daddy' too much
"Are u telling me Phil is daddy af" Evan Edinger ladies and gentleman
DOES ANY OF YOU KNOW EVAN AND DODIE BECAUSE MUM THEY DID A COVER OF A FOB SONG
Americana exotica
Tumblr was never calm
Dan is so cute and adorable but then there's accidental model Howell. There's also derp Dan which I find hotter. THEN WE HAVE HERE HEART EYES NEEDS TO CHILL HOWELL
"Phil is so cute when he acts like a boy but also he's so hot when he acts like a man"
I need to shut up about Dan and Phil but I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ALONE WHEN IT COMES TO OBSESSING OVER EVAN AND DODIE
Kettles saved British people
Banana
*slaps Phil* Ow my finger (Let's play a game. Find out how many times I commented that)
Why do my old classmates think I'm sexy when in fact the only exercise I do is run fan accounts
I'm so unfit
The emo trinity will bless ur emo soul
MY LACK OF BLACK CLOTHES DISAPPOINTS ME MUM BUY ME MORE BLACK CLOTHES
"One last music video" I whisper as I click on another MCR music video on Youtube
What the heck is Pandora how do you Spotify spare me from pain I'm from a country that doesn't have a clue on Pandora and thinks Llyod Cadena is the most subbed Youtuber
Llyod Cadena makes kewl memes. Just saying
DAN COME ON WE HAVE A PLACE WITH PHAN IN THE PRONOUNCIATION OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS WE'RE NAMED AFTER A PHILIP (Not Phil Lester. We have another Phil. Phil Younghusband. I saw him. He's hot)
I'M MOIST (Innuendo count: 1)
When people type 'DanIsNotOnFire' I feel so fucking uncomfortable but when people say "Who's Phil?" I pull out a Powerpoint presentation
Hi I like Catrific *waits for people to hate me*
Nashrific makes me so fucking uncomfortable like SINK THAT SHIP CAT IS PERFECT GET OUT
Is Fantastic Foursome still a thing? Nah? Bye I'm late
kickthestickz sunk. I'm late shoot me pls
PJ MADE A CARD GAME GO HOME KIDS HE WINS
Pointless Book is eh? Its like Wreck This Journal. I'm getting Wreck This Journal
Reasons why I'm an awful human being: I made my innocent friends read The Hat fic
Chris pls wear glasses more. Jk don't I cant find donors
You know you found a phangirl when 'Thinking Out Loud' is playing and they're crying
Is Girl Online really ghost written? There was a debate about it
Them coming to the Philippines would be the death of me actually
"*heavy breathing* Mummy Dan is very lucky to have Daddy Phil" 3am Twilia everyone
Interrobang
How is TABINOF ghost written when you have one control freak perfectionist who got in a law school and the other one is a really creative person who holds a degree in English. Also, BLESS YOU WHOEVER HAD THE DAN AND PHIL SIM CARD *shoots self* *resurrects*
I want to talk about accidental model Lester but then I realized most of the people here either don't watch Dan and Phil or don't know what the fuck I'm talking about
"Boys with black hair and blue eyes" Lol u mean Phil?
I rickrolled people yesterday. It was a good day
Pls don't make a coming out joke the LGBTQA community would be pissed
Do I need to mention Twilia is just a stage name because my name sucks but on Instagram I'm comfortable people calling me Channy
THAT ONE TIME I WAS A DANGIRL *insert multiple cringe attacks*
Aurora can get Steven now. Jk she still needed to share Steven
Why Toxic was Phil's priority? Did Phil also run secret accounts? WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DAN AND PHIL COME OUT TO ME (Plot twist: I've been hired by Dan)
I sound like I'm on drugs but I'm so sorry for being fabulously random
Meh my personality is dark. Like my soul. I took the inkblot test. Let me tell you those inkblots can tell you who you are
If people want to know why I call Youtubers 'daddy' its because Tyler was a good influence
