Well the topic we have today is about orientation. Sensitive I know but I kinda wanted to open it up for people here who don't have Tumblr (Its all over Tumblr trust me!)
So we have here, the romantic and the sexual orientation. We also have the gender orientations
Now we begin with the sexual orientation and STOP WITH THE GIGGLING I'M SERIOUS!
So first, we have heterosexual. A boy likes a girl and a girl likes a boy. Its like a door swinging the opposite way. Get it? They're sexually attracted to the opposite gender
Second, we have everybody's favourite, homosexual. They swing the same direction. I mean its like a dude likes a dude or a girl likes a girl. But it doesn't mean a dude hates vaginas (Tyler Oakley reference anyone?) or a girl doesn't like dick. So it means they're sexually attracted to the same gender
Next we have bisexual. They go both ways. A dude likes a girl but that dude also likes a dude. They're sexually attracted to both genders. It doesn't have to be a girl and a boy. Sometimes you are attracted to a nonbinary and a straight person. Or it could be you're attracted to a gay man and a lesbian. Its like take two of the kind. You're sexually attracted to two genders. Get it?
Then we have the polysexual. All but one. Example, you like all genders but you don't like boys. Meaning you're sexually attracted to any genders except for a boy
Now we have the pansexual. NO WE'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO PANS OKAY?! The pansexual likes all genders. They don't give a fuck on what's in your pants. Pansexuals are sexually attracted to any genders for a reason. It could be they're good in bed. Sorry that's my imagination and NO JESUS CHRIST WE DON'T HAVE SEX WITH PANS THAT WOULD BE DISGUSTING WHY WOULD WE HAVE SEX WITH KITCHENWARE EW NO
Then we have here the demisexual. They're like, locked doors. They're sexually attracted to people they have a strong bond with. So basically, Evan Edinger. He said demisexuals don't feel any attraction unless you share a strong emotional bond with them
And finally we have here the asexual. No sex. The end. You can't fuck a asexual
Moving on! We now have the romantic attractions. The explaination is the same as the ones above but replace sexual with romantic
So you can be a asexual but you're a demiromantic. Meaning you're romantically attracted to someone you have a strong bond with but you don't have any sexual attraction.
Or you can be aromantic asexual. No relationships, no sex. You are God
Now move on to genders sweetie
We have here a straight person
Then we have here the transgender
Then we have a cisgender. For the love of God stop bitching on cisgenders that's who they are. Some respect please?!
Then the genderfluid. They switch whenever they feel like it
Now we have the gods, the agender. They don't identitfy themselves with a gender
There are also genderqueers and nonbinary people. I don't know much about them so please cut me some slack I'm still researching about them
Do bigenders exist? Please don't shoot me but do they really exist? I'm curious about them
Now we're done with the discussion, class dismissed
Oh and, don't forget to ask them what pronouns they use. I would appreciate it if you use the they|them|their pronouns ^_^ I really don't mind being mispronouned. If I ever mispronouned you, splash me with cold water and tell me your correct pronouns m'kay?
Bai!
(If you're having difficulties addressing me with my preferred pronouns, I cut you some slack and I'll let you use the she|her pronouns BUT MOTHER OF GOD IF YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE THEN USE MY PRONOUNS! I'm sorry if you're going to have difficulties if you're going to write about me. They pronouns pls. Just make sure you know what you're writing okay?)
