Liz saw a bug in her bed and she decided to give it her bed to sleep in, it's freaking dead, while screeching about how it's gross. Now she's sleeping on the air mattress because she hates bugs.
And now back to your irregularly scheduled,,,, book.
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"You're my gay best fren."
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"WALL X3"
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"Sad Tylerrrrrrr"
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"Tap on shoulder, punches face, BITCH-"
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The clock ticked one more time, "IT'S MYY BIRTHDAYYYYY." she screeched, knowing full well that her entire family is asleep and that she just nearly broke Lily's eardrums.
Happy birthday, sis.
I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
YOU ARE READING
Liz's incompetence
Randoman incomplete collection of quotes and occurrences through which my best friend (+ a few more) has put me through during calls, texts, and encounters. yeah that's her on the cover. begining: January 2017 end: ____
