an incomplete collection of quotes and occurrences through which my best friend (+ a few more) has put me through during calls, texts, and encounters.
yeah that's her on the cover.
begining: January 2017
end: ____
"You know, they bought Minecraft from Notch for like 1 billion?"
"What the heck, they could've bought it for 6.99 from the AppStore."
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"I like how it's always a son, we never give them girl names or anything."
"Because you don't go to the store and buy a daughter, you buy a SON."
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a FaceTime call between four friends playing murder mystery on Roblox.
"LIZ THEY'RE BEHIND Y-"
all four lines blew up with frantic screaming sourced from three.
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"I am in the lobby. I am currently exiting the lobby. I am in the hall. I am in the main room. You will never find me. I am walking around in a room. I am walking out of the room. Someone is following me. I am being chased. It is Sarah. Sarah is the killer. Sarah is right next to me. I have been stabbed."
"Why are you narrating the game-"
"Sarah's killing someone. Sarah's walking down the hall. She's turning the corner. She's near you Lily. Get out of that room, Lily. Lily run."
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"I couldn't even get through 2 hours of the stream cause I was really tired. How will anyone get to 12 in one sitting?"
"Listen Lily, I have nothing to do. I'll finish the 12 hour livestream if I can sit in my room to watch 16 episodes of Jojo. I can do that, easy."
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-Beth smells like pee
-Shut up -jit
-Bethy Beth Beth
-I'm not talking to you anymore Lilian
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