"I think Avdol's my favorite character because he is."
"he is what-"
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"She bit off an animal crackers leg and said "now he's crippled""
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*slaps pocket* "this bad boy can hold so many micros"
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tiny bit of context: my homie Wyn was throwing cheezits at birds in an attempt to,,, actually I don't know what she was doing.
"WYNTER THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU"
"NO, I'M TRAINING THEM TO LOVE ME"
"YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEEZIT, YOU GINGER FUCK."
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"Pants will be pissed if I can't find my stuff right now."
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"If you can't see, just open your eyes."
"You're right I don't have to use glasses anymore."
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"pro life? pro choice? no, pro abortion- no children."
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"I love all my big booty bitches."
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"I'll piss your pants if you don't shut up."
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"send me a disturbing image."
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"not disturbed, just concerned."
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Liz's incompetence
Randoman incomplete collection of quotes and occurrences through which my best friend (+ a few more) has put me through during calls, texts, and encounters. yeah that's her on the cover. begining: January 2017 end: ____
