"I broke my peNciL AnD thE leD WoNT comE OUuUuUuT, LiLyYyY, I bRoKe My pEnCiL mORReEeeEe3e333ee3." Liz needlessly complains.
"what happened-"
"ThE LeD WoNt'T ComE OUUtTtTtT."
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"I am the Black Parade, illuminati noises, dUN DUn Dun DuN DuUUUun," Liz chants.
After a while she decided to make the odd noises again.
"OW I HIT MY ELBOW ON THE LIGHT-"
"oooOoOoH a TysH FanFicTIon."
Lily repeats the sentence in a mocking tone.
"Do you want me to sing the Titanic to you again?"
"no I don-"
"SomE TImeS I gEt The FeEELiNg SHE's WaTchiNg oVer Me, AnD OtHer TiMes I fEel LikE I shOULd Go."
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"I could make a song about how much Tyler's a bitch in these fanfictions; Tyler's a bitch. He's a little bitch. He's a fucking bitch in evERY. fucKIng. fanFicTiOn."
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"Why are you IgNorIng meeEe."
"I'm writing down your stupidity."
"wHaTtT???"
YOU ARE READING
Liz's incompetence
De Todoan incomplete collection of quotes and occurrences through which my best friend (+ a few more) has put me through during calls, texts, and encounters. yeah that's her on the cover. begining: January 2017 end: ____
