"That's not how you holy water a baby."
"Oh my god, that's not how you holy water a baby."
"what?"
"That's not how you holy water a babY."
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"what are you doing?"
"Your mOm"
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"you hurts my feelings."
"I hurt your pp??"
"Lily's peepee hurts."
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"better question; how does Saeran maintain his tips (hair)"
"His tits? He has tits"
"nO-"
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"hey Liz, what time is it?"
"Time for you to get a watch, bitch"
Immediately after she let out a blood curdling scream.
"IT'S MY BIRTHDAAAAAAAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S MY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY"
"happy birthdayyy."
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Liz's incompetence
Randoman incomplete collection of quotes and occurrences through which my best friend (+ a few more) has put me through during calls, texts, and encounters. yeah that's her on the cover. begining: January 2017 end: ____
