"Where did my Santa balls go?" Liz asks as she drops her "Santa balls" on the floor.
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"TYYYyyYyYyYlEr YOu'RE A bI-ItcH. I'd PaY To seE You suck J-"
"Josh's dick? oh hOn HoN."
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"Your mom is a Nazi trap."
"my mom's not a Nazi."
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"I'm white."
"No, you're a lesbian."
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"As I pace banana in Josh's corridor."
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"OoOoOoOkaY BillY BoN JoE."
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"No Mr. Ryan Ross I do not want you in Panic! at The Disco anymore hardyharhahardy XDXDXD3637393664444"
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"stop."
And after a moment of silence-
"What is stop?"
"'what is stop?' it's a command, follow it."
"OoOoOO Lily's getting kInkY."
"whAT? NO-"
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Liz's incompetence
De Todoan incomplete collection of quotes and occurrences through which my best friend (+ a few more) has put me through during calls, texts, and encounters. yeah that's her on the cover. begining: January 2017 end: ____
