"Okay, I'm gonna try to be dumb."
"honey you don't have to try."
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"In Ryan Ross."
"'in Ryan Ross?'"
Silence.
"And so-"
"wait, who's in Ryan Ross?"
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"Roblox is gay, and that's okay, cause Roblox is gay."
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"We're going Up UP anD We'Re dyInG arOunD I'm GonNA kIll mY-ySelF." Liz sings in the tune of Sugar We're Goin' Down.
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"this is pure comedy gold."
"YoUr MoMs GOmEdY GoAL."
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"You know, sometimes I wish Ryan Ross wasn't a banana,"
"what the he-"
"So you know when he's pacing in Josh's corridor, what does that mean, what does that mean for Brendon? Is he cheating? Is he doge? IS JOSH DOGE?"
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"do you know de wae to worship?"
"I know de wae to Ryan's ass."
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"I'll just make this chapter extra long"
"Extra large like Ryan's ___."
"did you say Ryan's ass or his dick?"
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Liz's incompetence
Diversosan incomplete collection of quotes and occurrences through which my best friend (+ a few more) has put me through during calls, texts, and encounters. yeah that's her on the cover. begining: January 2017 end: ____
