"Get your money-hungry golddigging ass away from my mans."
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"The corporate heir took me to his penthouse and then we freaked it." Jumin Han everybody.
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"I'm sad."
"I'm sad too 'cause my back's broken."
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"Lily my back fell off."
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"My back broke off in half I can't feel my arteries."
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"Where's my legs? I can't feel my heart, where's my stomach?"
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"Hey lily,"
"yeah?"
"You're under arrest for being my fwend."
"right now??"
can I be put on death row??
I want my last meal to be Sevens ass."
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"Lily I want my squidward hot wheels."
"I don't have your squidward hot wheels."
"Yes you dO."
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then the rest of the night Liz proceeded to yell at me for her squidward hotwheels, which I don't hAVE.
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Liz's incompetence
Randoman incomplete collection of quotes and occurrences through which my best friend (+ a few more) has put me through during calls, texts, and encounters. yeah that's her on the cover. begining: January 2017 end: ____
