"LiLLlYyYy, LiLlLy, LilY wIllY, ChiLi, bIlLy, PiLly," Liz decides that annoyance would be the best choice to get attention from Lily.
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"I'm gonna write more of my Tyler bitch song."
After a while of singing a chorus-
"time for the rap dOo Do dO Do dO tyLERrRrRrR-"
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"Know where stand goodly tree."
She makes animal noises.-
Ah, and the infamous quote.
"I have no frens."
"bitch, what am I?"
"You're a chili dog."
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"Do you think sparkles are eat-able, I'm gonna eat them." Liz decided to literally eat sparkles and the choke on them for funsies.
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"Why do I receive no love from my family?" She asks to no one in particular.
"Every time I get home the Black Parade is playing-"
"wait wait, you went from "why do I receive no love from my family?" To the Black Parade playing when you get home."
"Yes."
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"Wow Lily, you're triggered, almost like me when I read fanfictions wAHASHHSGBAGAHGSJAH."
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Liz's incompetence
عشوائيan incomplete collection of quotes and occurrences through which my best friend (+ a few more) has put me through during calls, texts, and encounters. yeah that's her on the cover. begining: January 2017 end: ____