Just Us And Other BS!

SEX!

Hades: SEX!

Gage: I love sex.

Zach: I love oral sex.

Angel: I love anal sex.

Gage: DID YOU HAVE ANAL SEX WITH DEREK!?

Zach: Me? No.

Angel: Yeah, actually, I do.

Hades: Who's Derek?

Zach: Angel's boyfriend.

Hades: I thought Zach was  Angel's boyfriend.

Zach: No...

Gage: Why? Why would you think that?

Hades: I don't know, I just did.

Gage: Well, you're a cunt.

Zach: Damn, Hades, he just called you a cunt.

Hades: I know, Zach, I'm not stupid.

Angel: Please, stop.

Zach: Sometimes I sexually fantasize about my friends.

Angel: I'm your friend.

Zach: Exactly.

Angel: ...

Gage: Am I your friend, Zach *winks*

Zach: Yes, yes , you are.

Hades: Can we not talk about this.

Angel: Please.

Gage: No! We must speak about this!

Zach: Listen to Hades.

Hades: *stares at Zach in shock* You... you told Gage to listen to me?

Angel and Gage: *in shock*

Zach: Yeah, so what.

Hades: God does exist.