❝ my name is barry
allen and i'm the
fastest man al- ❞
❝ hold it speedy,
what about the
reverse flash and
zoom? they both
are faster than
you. ❞
❝ well, technically,
but they're dead
now. ❞
❝ alright, lightning
mcqueen...
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barry, when your parents began to ask inappropriate questions to both of you in your first family dinner after you two got married. the four of you were having a good time and you were talking about how good the restaurant was, everything was going just fine and your father had just refilled everyone's glasses with more champagneasyouwaitedforthe food, suddenly your mother went totally off topic.
"you guys have something beautiful," she said after taking a sip from her glass, "so, have you started trying for a baby?"
"mother!" you bellowed, looking at your father in hopes he'd tell her to stop, you were wrong.
"what your mother is trying to say is that you guys are not getting any younger, so you should start a family, the sooner the better, right barry?" barry's eyes darted at you.
"i—well, i—"
"expecttwins, there'splentyoftwinsinourfamilysoit'smostlikelyyou'llhaveasetyourselves," yourmotherinterruptedasyourfathernoddedandyoujustsattherewithembarrassmentdrippingfromyou.luckilyenough, younoticedthewaiterwalkingtowardsyourtablewiththefood. youandbarrycouldn'thelpbutletout a sighofrelief.
"oh, thankgod. it'sthefood."
[ awkward. ]
➳ question time: if you were given a million dollars, how would you spend it?
