Unpredictable (VegetaxGoku)

Goku: "You know what they say, Vegeta!"

"Hey Getes!" Goku chirped.

Vegeta screamed as he fell out of his bed. He quickly looked up at Goku who was standing at the foot of Vegeta's bed.

"What the hell are you doing here, Kakarot?" Vegeta shouted as he got to his feet.

"Did Bulma not tell you? I will be visiting everyday for the next-"

"I know that! Why are you in my room?" Vegeta growled.

"Ooh! Bulma wanted me to come wake you up. She said it is time for dinner!" Goku was about to head out of Vegeta's room but stopped and turned back to the older Saiyan with a smile on his face. "By the way, you look really cute when you sleep." Vegeta's face went a deep red.

"Sh- Get out of here!" Vegeta shouted.

"What? I walked in and you were snuggling your pillow! It was cute!" Goku said, like it would make what he said any better.

Vegeta went super saiyan blue and Goku got the message as he hightailed it out of his room and into the kitchen. He nearly ran into Bulma who was carrying a platter of food to the dinner table.

"Goku!" Bulma shouted after sighing with relief when she didn't drop the food. "What are you running for?"

"Sorry, Bulma. I got Vegeta a little upset and had to hightail it out of there before," Goku said with a short laugh following afterwards.

"Well, go wash up and come to the table when you are done. Food is ready," Bulma stated.

"Oh!" Goku was in the bathroom in an instant, washed his hands, and got to the table before Bulma could even set the platter she was holding onto the table. Trunks was already sitting down as well. Everyone was just waiting for Vegeta now but Bulma and Trunks began to eat even though he wasn't there.

"What about Vegeta?" Goku asked.

"He sometimes doesn't eat with us," Trunks stated.

"Well that won't work," Goku said as he stood up.

"Goku," Bulma called out.

"This will be his first step to try become more social," Goku said with a smile. Bulma was about to say something but sighed, motioning Goku to go. Goku almost squeaked with excitement as he instant transmissioned to Vegeta's location.

The instant Goku appeared where Vegeta was, the younger Saiyan got punched really hard in the head, sending Goku into a metal wall. Goku groaned in pain as he slid to the ground with a hard thud. He felt much heavier then normal.

"Kakarot? What the hell are you doing in here?" Vegeta shouted.

Goku looked up, holding his head, and realized he was in the gravity chamber just outside of Bulma's house. "So that is why I feel a bit heavy," Goku mumbled to himself. He then smiled at Vegeta and stood up. "You're missing breakfast!" Goku chirped.

Vegeta growled and made his way over to the controls and turned off the gravity, making it normal again. Goku looked around and found a towel and water bottle. He grabbed it and called out to Vegeta. Once Vegeta turned, Goku tossed the towel and bottle. Vegeta threw the towel over his shoulder and took a swig of the water bottle before glaring at Goku.

"What are you doing here?" Vegeta finally asked.

"Break-"

"Why are you really here, Kakarot?" Vegeta spat Goku's name.

"I am confused..." Goku said as he cocked his head to the side.

Man. Vegeta is acting weirder than normal. And that is saying something. It's Vegeta! He is always weird. Oh crap he is talking now.

"What was that? I wasn't paying attention," Goku said nervously as he rubbed the back of his head.

Vegeta growled and stormed over to Goku. Goku stood where he was but ended up having to lean back as Vegeta got all in his face. "Why the hell do you care whether I am social or not?" Vegeta shouted very loudly, making Goku's ears ring. Goku ended up taking a few steps away from Vegeta and covered his ears.

"That loud enough?" Vegeta growled. Goku, still in slight pain, gave a thumbs up. He soon shook his head and turned back to Vegeta.

"Well, how can I put it?" Goku asked himself and thought for a few moments. When Goku finally got it he snapped his fingers. "You know what they say, Vegeta! When you fall off that horse, you get right back up and you eat that horse. Now," Goku motioned Vegeta to follow him. "Come eat that horse with me Vegeta!"

"What the hell are you on about?" Vegeta asked, completely confused.

"I am on about breakfast!" Goku shouted excitedly as he grabbed Vegeta's hand and quickly instant transmissioned to the dinner table.

"I got him!" Goku chirped, holding up Vegeta's hand. Vegeta pulled his hand away and scowled as he turned away from everyone. It made Goku a little confused.

Isn't Vegeta hungry? If he isn't hungry... No he is always hungry. Is he sick?

"I honestly thought you wouldn't have gotten him," Bulma said. She then chuckled, glancing over at Vegeta. Goku soon realized what Bulma was laughing about when he heard Vegeta's stomach growl. That made everyone laugh at Vegeta.

Goku took his seat and began to wolf down food. A few moments later and Vegeta soon joined the table, making Goku smirk but with no one else noticing.

Once they were done eating, they broke out into conversation. Trunks was talking about stuff he had learned from Goten, Gohan, and Piccolo. He then talked about the trip that him and his dad went onto. When that was mentioned Vegeta began to get flustered which made Goku and the other two laugh.

After they were done talking and enjoying one another's time- well Vegeta was there and that was a start- Bulma talked about what she had in store for Goku for the first half of the day. The first thing she had in mind was having Goku do the dishes. Goku wasn't honestly too excited but he toughed it out and ended up doing the dishes. Trunks came along and helped Goku out, which caused them to get into a slashing contest. Bulma was pretty upset at the two.

Then Bulma had Goku do a bunch of other chores, making Goku wonder if the point of this was to show that he need to do house chores or just a trick to do Bulma's chores. Either way, Goku ended up screwing a lot of them up because he would try to do it his way and it never seemed to go well.

One thing that was always caught Goku's eye was seeing Vegeta. No matter what Goku was doing, he saw Vegeta watching him. He would be pretty far and at first Goku didn't realize Vegeta was watching him. That was until he saw Vegeta everywhere. On one occasion that say, Goku somehow blew up the vacuum and dust and dirt went all over him and the room he was in. When he waved some of the dust away, he saw Vegeta standing in another room, leaning against a wall and watching Goku. Goku smiled and invited Vegeta to come over to him and said that he didn't have to stand so far from him. That made Vegeta growl and he turned and left. Goku noticed Vegeta's face get red before he turned and it made Goku wonder why he went red like that.

Soon it was time for Goku to get Vegeta and help him become more social and Goku was super excited. Especially since he knew exactly what he wanted to do.

Oh my gosh this chapter was fun to write! I have no idea why, especially since like nothing happened, but it was fun! Maybe because I love writing in Goku's perspective. I love making him so frickin' clueless! XD I may not really agree with this ship but it is a fun story to write so far! Now, I am just rambling again. So, I hope you all enjoyed! I hope you all got the reference I threw in there! X3 Treacherous signing off to kick a God's butt!