Baby Daddy | p.jimin [COMPLETED]

Baby Daddy Quotes

Chapter 1:

-An actual live and breathing baby was right there next to me - in my house...

-God. If you are out there watching me, I apologise for any sin I have ever committed in my life. Please just help me out here.

-I couldn't just throw the baby outside my window or pass it to someone else - as much as I wanted to.

Chapter 2:

-Quite frankly speaking, all I was thinking about was how I was going to kill my next door neighbour without creating headline news the next day.

-At that point I behaved like one of those stupid girls everyone shouts at in horror movies

Chapter 3:

Had I known he would turn out to be such a dickhead, I wouldn't have helped.

My desire to thank him left my soul.

Chapter 5:

I had come here to return back his problem. But instead the only thing that happened was that I was dragged in too deep for me to even climb out of it myself.

Chapter 6:

I had my hands in a fist because I didn't trust them. They were itching to clasp around his neck and strangle him but I couldn't do that, at least not in front of his mum.

The even bigger mystery was how a cynical and pessimistic person like me could have a crush on a kind and happy person like him.

Chapter 7:

Don't you dare say that! I know I came to the correct house! I brought all these boxes by MYSELF because my work partner left me and I have a family counselling to go to later on because my wife thinks I am depressed, so if you please don't mind, sign this paper - Depressed Delivery Guy

Chapter 8:

Aright you two quickly finish your drama scene and help me out here. Jun just pooped - Hoseok

Chapter 14:

She is probably his ex who broke his heart. And now he is a playboy and a hypocrite by using his broken heart as an excuse to hurt other girls because he can't be bothered to get over himself and move on like a grown adult. So cliché. - Nari

Chapter 18:

-You know what, Jimin? You can go fuck yourself! - Nari

-Jimin began looking around at the crowds and asking them if they knew how to be an adult. They all stared back at him as if it was an unusual phenomenon that they had never heard of.

Chapter 19:

Maybe my matchmaking skills aren't as rusty as I thought after all. - Jimin

"And one more thing," Jimin turned around and waited for his friend to continue. "Your blazer is inside out."

Jun's eyes creased into half moon shapes and he let out the purest giggle Jimin's ears had ever heard. He returned an equally, if not bigger smile which almost reached his eyes.

As much as Jimin wanted to find out the origin of the child, he was also afraid that it would result in their separation.