*The Void*
Chara: I'm back!
Lust: Where were you?!
Chara: I was with an old friend.
Lust: Don't lie you were taken!
Chara: What makes you say that?
Lust: Echo Frisk found your knife on the ground!
Chara: I must've dropped it then...
Lust: I ain't buying it. Did they hurt you?
Chara:*sighs* Okay, you got me! I did get hurt but it'll be fine.
Sci: Oh good, you're back we need you to talk to Underfell C.
Chara: Why?
Classic: long story short kid, fell pissed them off.
Chara: Where is he?
Sci: Passed out on the so-
CRASH
PJ???: IT'S WEDDING TIME SKELEGAYS!
PJ???: WAKE UP YOUR BOYFRIEND SCI! YA'LL GETTIN' HITCHED!
Sci: Don't you think it's too early for a wedding, he just confessed and kissed me while drunk.
PJ???: NOPE! DREAM GET YOUR BRO AND CRISS-CROSS APPLE SAUCE HERE!
Dream: You got it! *salutes**runs off*
PJ???: CHARA, GET THE 20 TIER WEDDING CAKE FROM MUFFETS!
Chara: Sure. *about to go*
Lust: OH HELL NO! I'm coming with you!
Chara: Okay.
Lust and Chara:*leaves*
Fell:*groans* what the f**k happened?
Sci: Watch this *gives him the recording*
Fell:*watches* oh god- i can't believe i did that *groans*
Sci: Which part are you regretting?
Fell: the getting drunk part...
Sci: So, you don't regret confessing to me.
Fell: no.
Sci: Great, 'cause we're getting married.
Fell: wait- what?!
PJ???: FINALLY YOU'RE AWAKE! GET DRESSED YOU TWO! *shoves wedding dress at Sci**throws a tux at Fell*
CRASH
KKT???: I got Cross' wedding dress and other dresses!
PJ???: Good! Now Angel, Katana, Ink, Outer, Blueberry, and Geno you guys are gonna wear dresses again.
Blueberry: YAY! DRESSES!
Ink: What about Dream?
PJ???: He's gonna wear a tux 'cause he's Nightmare's best man.
Dream: I got them!
Nightmare: You weren't joking about the wedding.
Cross: Wait- Does that mean I have to wear a wedding dress.
KKT???: Yup! 'Cause your the uke in Crossmare! *gives Cross his dress*
KKT???: And here are your tuxes. *gives Dream and Nightmare their tuxes*
PJ???: We got 12 hours before the weddings!
Fell: what the f**k?!
Classic: i think it's best not to question it.
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