Weddings are Cool, So Is Child Birth!

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*The Void*

Chara: I'm back!

Lust: Where were you?!

Chara: I was with an old friend.

Lust: Don't lie you were taken!

Chara: What makes you say that?

Lust: Echo Frisk found your knife on the ground!

Chara: I must've dropped it then...

Lust: I ain't buying it. Did they hurt you?

Chara:*sighs* Okay, you got me! I did get hurt but it'll be fine.

Sci: Oh good, you're back we need you to talk to Underfell C.

Chara: Why?

Classic: long story short kid, fell pissed them off.

Chara: Where is he?

Sci: Passed out on the so-

CRASH

PJ???: IT'S WEDDING TIME SKELEGAYS!

PJ???: WAKE UP YOUR BOYFRIEND SCI! YA'LL GETTIN' HITCHED!

Sci: Don't you think it's too early for a wedding, he just confessed and kissed me while drunk.

PJ???: NOPE! DREAM GET YOUR BRO AND CRISS-CROSS APPLE SAUCE HERE!

Dream: You got it! *salutes**runs off*

PJ???: CHARA, GET THE 20 TIER WEDDING CAKE FROM MUFFETS!

Chara: Sure. *about to go*

Lust: OH HELL NO! I'm coming with you!

Chara: Okay.

Lust and Chara:*leaves*

Fell:*groans* what the f**k happened?

Sci: Watch this *gives him the recording*

Fell:*watches* oh god- i can't believe i did that *groans*

Sci: Which part are you regretting?

Fell: the getting drunk part...

Sci: So, you don't regret confessing to me.

Fell: no.

Sci: Great, 'cause we're getting married.

Fell: wait- what?!

PJ???: FINALLY YOU'RE AWAKE! GET DRESSED YOU TWO! *shoves wedding dress at Sci**throws a tux at Fell*

CRASH

KKT???: I got Cross' wedding dress and other dresses!

PJ???: Good! Now Angel, Katana, Ink, Outer, Blueberry, and Geno you guys are gonna wear dresses again.

Blueberry: YAY! DRESSES!

Ink: What about Dream?

PJ???: He's gonna wear a tux 'cause he's Nightmare's best man.

Dream: I got them!

Nightmare: You weren't joking about the wedding.

Cross: Wait- Does that mean I have to wear a wedding dress.

KKT???: Yup! 'Cause your the uke in Crossmare! *gives Cross his dress*

KKT???: And here are your tuxes. *gives Dream and Nightmare their tuxes*

PJ???: We got 12 hours before the weddings!

Fell: what the f**k?!

Classic: i think it's best not to question it.

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