Ask The Sanses

I'm An Asshole

*The Void*

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PTA!C: SANS! MOM SAID YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF US! *dragging Frisk by the collar*

Frisk: *You give the skeletons and human a shy wave and mouth a "Sorry".

PTA: And she also said you're not allowed to drag your siblings around.

Fell: you're baby-sitting? that sucks.

PTA: Not really, I'm just taking care of them till Tori gets back from her seminar.

PTA!C: In other words, he's our step-dad.

Everyone except the PTA fam and Alter:*spits out their drinks/chokes on air/just stares at them*

Chara: Woah! You didn't effing tell me that those two were together!

PTA!C: Must've slipped my mind... But did I tell you that those two are married.

Chara: I KNOW NOW!

Flowey:*being choked by PTA!C's grip* h...help...me...

Frisk:*You tug on Chara's sleeve and motions to Flowey.

PTA!C: Fine... *lets go both of Frisk and Flowey*

Alter: I guess the secret's out... Thank you for letting me speak in the wedding remarks

G: So, let me get this straight- PTA is the only straight one here.

Echofell: Oi! Don't forget about me! *holding Echo's hand*

Chess: And Flowerfell.

Flowerfell:*trying really hard to hold back tears**mutters*...Sweetheart...

G: Sorry... So, we have three guys that didn't fail geometry.

Sci and Classic:*T R I G G E R E D*

Outer: Wow G... You're starting to trigger people now...

G: Shut up and go make-out with Killer!

Outer:*has a slight blush* W-What? No! Killer's my best friend!

Killer:*B E S T F R I E N D - Z O N E D* Y- yeah... best friends... *really wants to break a bottle on G's head*

Night:*wants to do the same as Killer*

Star:*sighs* Hey Outer! Want some more coffee?

Outer: Sure Star!

Color: You okay, Kills?

Killer: I'm fine...

CRASH

Umbreon???:*covered in broken glass**hugs nightmare,dream,asy and button* ma fwends in another multiverse!... oh I just exposed multi multiverse theory to the few ppl here who don't know about it and I have given sci an excuse to do... science...

Nightmare: If you don't let me go, I'm making sure you won't ever sleep again.

Dream: Brother be nice! *hugs Umbreon??? back*

Nightmare:*mumbles curses and death threats*

Asy: YAY HUGS! *hugs Umbreon??? tightly*

Button: ASY! YOU'RE CRUSHING HER!

Asy: Whoops!

Umbreon???: It's okay!

Sci: The multiverse theory? *chuckles and pats Umbreon??? on the back* I don't really need to explain anything about that theory but the only thing that I need to explain is the bricks that keep destroying our windows. Also I'm not the only one who does science.