Ask The Sanses

RaNdOm ShIt!

NOTICE!

Wow, I'm actually doing this in the beginning, huh? Welp- These entries found on this chapter are from Tumblr and was reposted on Pinterest. I own nothing except Match, Breaker, Iffy, and a few children (Lucas, Axel, Thread, Quinn, Curio, Cyler, Aero, and Cleo)

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[Idiots Being Smooth]

-Entry 1-

Classic: i gotta question, do i stay in bed or do i get out of it?

Gas: Both. You get out of your bed and get in mine~

Classic:*just stares at him* why the hell are you suddenly smooth as f**k?!

-Entry 2-

Lust: Will you still snapchat me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?~

Swaplust: NO, BECAUSE WHEN WE'RE OLDER, I'LL BE SEEING YOUR FACE ON THE PILLOW NEXT TO MINE~

Outer: I swear to god if this place get any smoother, I'm gonna slip and fall on my ass!

Killer and Night: Then I wish I was the floor~

Star: DAMN SON-

-Entry 3-

Cross: Do you realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues?

Nightmare: How about I taste yours for a change~ *winks at Cross*

Cross: *blushes so hard he looks like a grape*

Dream: That was smooth, brother

-Entry 4-

Angel: Can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you?

Geno: Well, wouldn't that be the shortest list in the world...

Reaper: Yeah, it would be because all they would write is; Everything~

Swapfell: DO YOU KNOW HOW SMOOTH THAT WAS?!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Some POTH For Your Souls]

{Scenario}
*Goth and Geno are sitting on the sofa watching a movie, when a kissing scene comes on...*

Goth: What are they doing? What's that called?

Geno:*coughing awkwardly* ...Uh, kissing...

Goth: Oh! Like me and Pallette!

Geno:*spits out drink* HOLD THE HELL UP-

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{Tomatoes}

Blueberry: STRENGTH IS BEING ABLE TO CRUSH A TOMATO

Classic: dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato

Fell: constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato

Sci: Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit

Geno: Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad

PTA: Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad