Ask The Sanses

Dad™ - im this fuckig close to shooting you

Sinna: I'm back with a chat chapter for quarantine. That's it. Enjoy my dumbassery-

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[PTA is always disappointed]
3:00 AM

I Have One (1) Braincell
— Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate

Nocturnal Cryptid
— ...
— i was vibing with the void and then i see this shit

Viva La Pluto! Fuck You!
— I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that
— a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen babies from a t-shirt cannon

Actual Cryptid
— T̴̬̻̗̱̲͔̽̈́̅̅̓̀́̊̔̌̕̚h̴̹͓̞̮̞̓̐̂͌͊́̓̽̕̕e̸̺̝̝͖̱͚̲͊̈́̽̌̎̒ͅ ̴̳̪̼͈̳͎͖̏̊͒̂̆͐̈̉͠v̷̛̭̭͉̋̓̌̀̔̈́͑͒̈́̕͠o̷̜͙̙͎̅̎̀̃͂͊̅̒̄̕͝i̴̠͓̦̣̭̱̞͐̑̀͒̇́̾̌̏̃͆͝ḓ̸̤͒̌͐̆̂̂͠͝ ̴̨̖̱̫̫̤̫̏̂í̴̼̜͔̱̺̀̈́͊̚s̶̳̹̍̅́̈̍̔ ̷̨̡̣̝̞̘͙̤̪̼͕̀͂v̵̨͕̳͎̍̐͜ï̶̡̠̩̳̗̞͂͒̑̎͋̈̔̅b̸̝̮̔͋͊́̕͘͝i̷̢̢̤̙̠̽̓̄́͐̾͒̕̕͠ņ̸̢̙̱̻̲̺͓̰͑̅́̏̓͊̔̍̓̂͜͝͝ǵ̴̨͉̤̤͇̒͑͑͒̋͗͗̔̊͘͘ ̶͚̝̃͊͂͂͂̆̈́́̂͘͝͝ḅ̴̲̺̹̦͈͕͇̊a̵̛͉̞̬̍͌̾͐̀̀c̸̼͔̗̖̪̬̖̬̯̳͓̻̊͗͋̈́̃̑̏͝k̴̢͈̩̠̬̣̗̩̓̈́̋

Nocturnal Cryptid
— /softly/ what the fuck

6:00 AM

Dad™
— I don't know which I'd prefer more, Fresh and Blue's ominous latin chanting or whatever happened last night...
— @Legit Guardian you're in charge of the chat. I have a Zoom meeting with the PTA members

Legit Guardian
— Good morning and gotcha!

Dad™
— Thanks Angel
— Cya

Legit Guardian
— Bye!

10:27 AM

🅱️lease I Wanna Die
— @pINK Guy wanna go fucking feral??

pINK Guy
— Is the purple guy the man behind the slaughter?
— Fuck yes!

🅱️lease I Wanna Die
— meet me @ the parking lot behind Chili's

pINK Guy
— same place we saw that dead body???

🅱️lease I Wanna Die
— yee

pINK Guy
— haw

don't fucking @ me
— What the fuck is wrong with both of you???

pINK Guy
— what do you mean we'we pewfect sanye Ewwow uwu

don't fucking @ me
— /softly with feeling/ what the actual fuck Ink

Legit Guardian
— @pINK Guy @🅱️lease I Wanna Die
— please don't add more clauses Geneva Conventions
— dealing with Nightmare and his gang's bs is already enough