*Da Void*
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[Crossmare]
Cross: NIGHTMARE, WE HAVE A KID!
Nightmare: Wat?
Cross: HE'S NAME IS INCUBUX!
Incubux: Hello, future parents.
Cross: DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU HE ISN'T BORN YET!
Nightmare:....Then, who...?
Cross: I'M PREGNANT!
Nightmare:....Well, no frick-frack tonight I guess....
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[Cream]
Cross: So... In an alternate timeline I get together with Dream.
Lucid: Yup!
Dream: Well... This is the the last time I'm drinking eggnog from Blue...
Cross: Wait, if Dream's drunk then I'm-
Lucid: You're wasted. You're talking to a trash can and don't do drunk sex.
Cross: Holy F**k- Never have a drinking contest with Blue.
Dust: Why is Cross talking to trash can.
Blueberry: I DON'T KNOW *hides hardcore whiskey*
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[Cross x Ink]
Moku: Hello! I'm your non-canon child!
Ink: Aww, you're adorable!
Cross: What's your favorite word kid?
Moku: My favorite word?
Moku: ANARCHY
Cross: We have a terrifying child...
Ink:*nods*
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[Cross x Horror]
Horror:...If I f**ked Cross you'd be the outcome.
Axel: Yeah.
Horror: And you're basically a crack shipping child.
Axel:*nods* I'm a mix you and mom's personalities.
Horror: So... You're a Yandere.
Axel: Yup.
Cross: Who's your Senpai then?
Axel: Another random shipping child that might become canon here...
Cross: What's the ship?
Axel: Bird x Buttonberry, their child's name is Thread.
Horror: That shipping will never happen.
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[Scifell]
Sci: So, you're my future child.
Westy: Yup!
Fell: you look gay as f**k
Westy: But dad I'm not as gay as you.
Sci: I think we're going to be a great family.
Westy: I'll you guys when I'm born!
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RandomI haven't really seen a lot of these lately so, why not? Also art on the cover does not belong to me credit goes to them.
