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Headcanons Of An Idiot

This ain't a update but certain stupid crap that my head created at 4 am and out of boredom.

Let's get started-

*Classic
- Voice of Some Reason
- Looks like he doesn't give a fuck, but really gives the most fucks
- King of Ukes
- Watches a lot of Sherlock
- Bilingual
- Currently in another love triangle

*Fell
- Fluffly little Edgelord
- A crybaby flirt when drunk
- Has 500 bottles of mustard hidden in the house
- Made out with brick once
- Cried while watching The Fault In Our Stars

*Blueberry
- Dyed almost everyone's clothes pink
- The King of Sinnamon Rolls
- Could turn anyone into a uke
- Very close to his counter parts
- May or not may have placed airhorns in every room

*Sci
- Whovian
- Debates with Classic and Outer on which show is better
- Drink 5 cups of coffee on a daily or weekly bais, depends on the mood
- Watches Stranger Things with Westy
- Records everything Fell does when drunk

*Outer
- Really dense
- Binge watches Supernatural when stressed out
- Questions life everytime a brick breaks a window
- Re-reads 'The Series of Unfortunate Events' books
- Listens to Space is Cool on a daily bais

*Ink
- Still short
- Badass at paintball
- Suffers from intense Artist's block
- Likes wearing dresses but couldn't admit it
- Currently pregnant
- Likes to watch Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared at 3 am
- Cried over broken colored pencils for 4 days

*Error
- Watches Mythbusters on a daily bais
- Has no idea that Ink's pregnant
- Keeps a growing collection of beany-babies
- Lost in a debate against Sci on who's the better Doctor
- Has read almost every fanfic of him and Ink

*Geno
- King of Badasses and Tsunderes
- Has met his counter part (Musicbox! Geno) before
- Great mentor to TK
- Was given the 'Best Mommy' award by Goth
- Great at flirting and teasing Reaper
- Accidentally met his Underfell counter part

*Fresh
- May or may not be planning to blast 'MOGOLOVONIO' on full volume at 2 am
- Close friends with Memelord and SANESS
- Preparing something with Blue
- Likes to wear the 'crocs' Memelord gave him
- Slapped someone with macaroni

*Dream
- Has a hickey from Blue
- Listens to 'Monster.EXE' before he goes to sleep
- Teaching Incubux in archery
- May or may not be pregnant
- Debates with Nightmare on which book series is better; Harry Potter or Percy Jackson

*Nightmare
- Secretly glares at Blue
- Is 100% sure Dream's pregnant
- Complete Potter-head
- Accidentally read a 'Dreammare' fanfic (it was smut)
- Always at the meditation room but still has no chill

*PTA
- Engaged to Toriel in his AU
- Has a dog named Toby
- Currently the coach in the debate team in Frisk's school
- Convinced that Linda's lemonbars have too much baking powder
- The 'Scoccer mom' of the group
- A little less paranoid

*Alter
- Somewhat the therapist of the house
- Knows about PTA's engagement
- Suffers from insomia
- Still very calm and reserved but gets really flustered when Horror flirts with him
- Cares for the kids along with PTA when the babysitter isn't around

*G
- Second hottest Sans
- Really wants to make a sin squad
- Has non-existent lung cancer
- 100% Bisexual
- Has accidentally set some files on fire
- Secretly in a relationship with Chess
- When bored he speaks in hands

*Lust
- Actually pretty decent
- Forced Chara into a 'Lolita' dress; it was pink and she hated it
- Has read every smut book ever
- Loves to watch Pretty Little Liars
- Doesn't really get why people hate him
- Purposely burned and buried copies of 50 Shades of Grey and Twilight

*Swaplust
- Enjoys watching Gossip Girl
- Slapped a thirsty fucker with a glitter bag
- Knows what Blue and Fresh are planning
- Really hyped for Steven Universe and Star vs The Forces of Evil
- 'Accidentally' threw away a copy of 50 Shades of Grey
- Sinnamon Roll the Second

*Cross
- Founder of the 'Everyone Thinks I Have An Imaginary Friend' club
- Still sees Lucid following him around like his Chara
- Finally learned how to make tacos
- Can actually convince Nightmare to turn to his passive form
- Somewhat intiminated by Geno
- The first time he cooked, he burned the kitchen down

*Reaper
- Got slapped by Geno for slapping his ass
-May or may not have watched Boomx4 before doing said action above
- Almost killed Fresh for thinking Geno was Musicbox! Geno
- Regular costumer at Starbucks
- Was about to kill PJ??? for taking Geno once
- King of Flirty Assholes

*Angel
- Tries to be the voice of reason
- Teaching Lucas how to fly
- Used to think Swapfell liked him as a joke
- Sings 'It Took Me By Surpise' to Lucas before he sleeps and to Swapfell when he's stressed
- Flies around with Bird when they hang out
- Hides his hickeys with his turtleneck

*Swapfell
- Kinky bastard
- Generally thought Angel hated him
- Aware of Fresh and Blue's plan
- Teaches Lucas how to become a royal guard
- Wanted to kill Devil ever since he met him
- Has a soft spot for his family

*Katana
- Calm, reserved, and quick-witted
- Listens to Vocaloid and Babymetal when meditating
- Has developed an interest in Dance
- Rivals with Samurai
- Tea mates with Alter and Chess
- Listens to a little K-pop

*Gas
- Hottest Sans (for now)
- Was once mistaken for Apocalyse
- A nice guy yet somewhat perverted
- Tried to kiss Classic but got blocked by Pacifist
- Rivals with Pacifist for Classic

*Pacifist
- A sweetheart yet dominant
- Actually used to being tied up on the roof of the car
- Dust kicked him in the nuts for thinking he was Classic
- Doesn't really question their friendship
-Rivals with Gas for Classic

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