Ask The Sanses

Trying To Give Me A F**king Seizure

*The Void*

PTA: It was a good idea to brick-proof the windows, Geno

Geno: Let's just hope the new glass works...

CRASH

Geno: And there goes everything... Is it a person or a brick?

G: Brick.

PTA: You guys read it, I'm going to call Glass for replacements again...

Geno: Who's it from?

G: It's from _Underswap_Sans_01 and it says "I dare Fell tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not drink mustard for a week!"

Fell: heh, jokes on you asshole i got an alternative! *take out 5 jars of custard*

[Author: If anyone gets this reference, I f**king love you and also here! *gives you a cookie*]

Sci: Should I be worried?

Classic: nah.

CRASH

Min???:*walks over to the kids**joins to play Ouija board* I'm just going to ask this question before mostly likely freaking out... Satan? You there?

Incubux: Good question.

Ouija Board: N O I T ' S J U S T L U C I F E R

Goth: Hey Luci! Lucas is already here!

Ouija Board: W E K N O W

Westy: Anyway, how's Haz?

Ouija Board: D E S T R U C T I V E

Westy: Figures...

CRASH

Outer: They managed to find the Astronomy Room...

Dream: It broke one of the telescopes....

Blueberry: I THE MAGNIFICENT BLUE CAN FIX IT!

Dream: No need, we'll just fix it ourselves but thanks anyway Blue *kisses his cheek*

Reaper: So, who's it from?

Outer: It's from TheAverageTrashCan and it says "It would be fun to see Geno have to flirt with reaper 24/7 for a change, and reaper just collapse from love"

Reaper: That would be nice to see~

Geno: Oh? You wanted me to flirt with you? Why didn't you just say so Reaper, I could even fill in some request if you want~

Reaper:*slight blush* Damn...

CRASH

Angel: Swapfell, you have a brick

Swapfell: WHO'S IT FROM?

Angel: It's from Friskthehuman271 and it says "OK OK Swapfell I have a question hmm.... What am I too you and.. Is your brother really as lazy as they say"

Swapfell: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU'RE PROBABLY INSANE LIKE THE OTHERS, AND SECONDLY OF COURSE MY BROTHER IS LAZY! HE'S JUST LIKE THE OTHER LAZY F**KS HERE!

Angel: Please try to motivating him than calling him that... Please for me?

Swapfell: FINE...

CRASH

Swaplust: Someone found Chara's room~

Chara:*wearing a floral dress* I WAS ASLEEP FOR TWO F**KING MINUTES!

Lust: Oh come on~ It looks amazing on you~

Chara: You could've at least put a flower crown on me while you were at it!

Swaplust: WELL AT LEAST A BRICK DIDN'T BREAK YOUR WINDOW~

Chara: Then what broke it?

Swaplust:*unfolds piece of paper* This~ *takes out locket*

Chara: The f**k? What's inside it?

Lust: Let's see~

Swaplust:*opens locket* IT'S A PICTURE~

Chara: Lemme see that *takes locket from Swaplust and looks at the picture*

Lust: Is that you?

Chara: No, it's some other Chara with some other kid...

Swaplust: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT YOU?

Chara: Well, I should have wounds on my arms like these ones *shows scratches and old wound marks* and I don't have single clue who that person is and I don't remember having a life before this insanity.

Lust: So, what are you going to do with the locket?

Chara: Dunno but for some reason I want to bury it and spit on it right after...

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