*The Void*
Dream and Ink:*about to tell everyone the news*
Chara: Hey guys! I found three pregnancy tests in the bathroom!
Everyone:*looks at each other*
Lust:*punches Chara in the gut*
Chara:*groans and clutches her gut* WHAT THE HELL LUST!? I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Lust: Are you sure?
Chara: OF COURSE I'M F**KING SURE!
Everyone else:*still looking at each other sweating*
Geno: I swear Reaper if you punch me in the gut, you're sleeping on the couch
Reaper: Never mind then...
Nightmare: Crossy? Anything you to tell me?
Cross: It's your turn to take out the garbage.
Ink: Umm... That would be mine and Dream's...
Error:*spits out coffee*
Nightmare:*poker face and turn to Blue* How hard did you f**k him?
Dream: N-Nightmare!
Blueberry:*smiling brightly* OH THAT'S EASY!-
Chara: Okay! We got two! Who's the third f**ker?
Alter:*shyly raises hand*
Horror:*spits boiling tea on Classic's face*
Fatal_Error: DoESn'T THaT HuRt?
Classic: i'm used to it...
KNOCK
KNOCK
SLAM
FreshLust: Hello loveys~
G: Lust. Fresh. Please don't tell us that you two f**ked.
Fresh: Dats diddly darn nasty brah!
Swaplust: THERE'S A NOTE ATTACHED TO HIM~ *reads note* IT SAYS HE'LL BE STAY WITH US HERE~
Chara: I ain't letting him stay with me, I already have Match rooming in.
Swaplust: G?
G: Nope. I'm already sharing a room with Che- I mean nothing!
Lust: Ohhh~
Swaplust: OHHH~
Ink: Are you sure? Hmm~
Alter: Really sure? Hmm~
G: Wait you guys aren't a part of the sin squad!
Chara: Technically, they are~ Along with Echo~
Chess: So much for a secret relationship... *tip-toes to G's height and gives him a kiss on the cheek* Love you~
G:*blushing so hard it could make a banana jealous* Love you too~
KNOCK
KNOCK
PTA: I'll get it *walks over to the door and opens it* Hello? Odd...
??? and ???: Look behind ya.
PTA:*quickly looks behind him* Wha-
???: Hello~
???: Heya
Buttonberry: Cheshire!
Cheshire: Hello Cora- mean Button~ *grins widely and disappears*
Buttonberry:*sighs* DOES ANYONE HAVE CATNIP? *walks to the sewing room to find some yarn*
Outer: Night? What cha doin' here?
Night: Comin' to see ma astronomy bud!
Outer:*chuckles* Where's Star?
Night: He's trying to drag someone in here- Aaand here they are!
Star:*quickly lets go of ??? and hugs Outer* I missed you!
???: For being short you got a strong grip. *fixing his jacket*
Killer: C-Color?
Color: Kills? *smiles* Nice to see ya! *looks behind Killer and sees Nightmare**flips him off*
Nightmare:*suppressing the urge to dump the garbage on Color**flips him off*
Cross: I'm going take of Incubux before this becomes a fist fight *walks over to the kids playing with an Ouija broad*
Star: Sooo are we just going to stand here or?
Outer: Come on get in here! *gestures them inside*
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*Secret Shipper Meeting*
SS???: Sooo..... This happend....
PJ???: HOW THE F**K DID THAT F**KER ESCAPE?!
SM???: Did anyone drop a pocket knife?
FF???:*takes pocket knife from SM???* This isn't a pocket knife! It's a f**king nail file!
Everyone:*stares at each other*
CMD???: Don't look at me!
KKT???:* I'm pretty sure none of us would use a nail file unless were planning to sharpen our nails to scratch someone.
USF???: True dat.
SS???: Welp... This is a problem...
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Update after the first day of exams! I still have exams tomorrow even though it's a f**king Saturday :D
New characters and potential problems :D
Send Asks and Dares!
Cya on the next update!
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SonstigesI haven't really seen a lot of these lately so, why not? Also art on the cover does not belong to me credit goes to them.
