Ask The Sanses

YoU KnOW WhaT? iT's INsAnItY!

NOTICE

Sinna here! Giving ya'll that unwanted dose of insanity!

Okay, let's be honest here. I currently have writer's block and a shitpost overdose back in my group chats on both Kik and Messenger and also Pinterest account.... I've really gone insane this time...

Welp- These entries found on this chapter are from Kik, Messenger, and reposts from Pinterest. I own nothing except Match, Breaker, Iffy, and a few children (Lucas, Axel, Thread, Quinn, Curio, Cyler, Aero, Cleo, Virgo, Aura, Artemis, Eris, Moss, Fern, Orchid, Cinnamon, and Vanilla)

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{I'm Not An Animal}

Match: Alright, give me your hairdyer.

Chara: What? What are you talking about?

Match: Don't you carry one in you inventory?

Chara: Have you met a human girl?

LATER

Match:*calling Echo Frisk* Hey do you have a hairdryer in your inventory?

Echo Frisk: Of course, I'm not an animal

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{First Impressions}

Virgo: Your dad seems so nice Aura

Aura: My dad killed a man once

Virgo: Even better

[Sinna: Let's play, Guess the Parents!]

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{And Now The Weather}

Lust: And now for a gay update with Match~

Match: Getting gayer~

Lust: Thank you Match~

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{Aren't They Gay~!}

Killer: I'm having problems with a guy

Color: Like, "his dead body won't fit in your trunk" problems or "you like him" problems?

Killer:... "I like him" problems...

Color: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one

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{Underverse... Probably}

Ink: Alright, let's go over the plan one more time. If one of us dies first, what will the other do?

Classic: locate the corpse and move the body so it looks like they're dabbing

Ink: Exactly

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{A Tomato}

Sci: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "Wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad

Color: That was deep

Classic: "philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

Dust: That was deeper

Blueberry: "COMMON SENSE" IS KNOWING THAT KETCHUP ISN'T A DAMN SMOOTHIE, YOU NASTIES