MadHat takes over

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MadHat: Hello! My name is MadHat. If you're wondering why I'm here instead of Death...well...he's busy bleaching his eyes after seeing...what was it called?

Rusty: Boku no Pico 2

MadHat: Right, that. So I'm taking over until Death returns now then. I got me a titanium baseball bat here. And I'm about to test it on Gheb. Hey Gheb!

Gheb: Yes?

MadHat: *hits him with the bat and Gheb dies* there we go! And that's how you kill a Gheb *looks at Ghebs brains* ugh... could we get a mop here or something?

Pitch: *bursts through the door* Yo who da fuck took my bat?

MadHat: Um *drops it on Gheb* it was all Gheb

Pitch: Oh you mothafucka! *Hits Gheb several times in the skull*

MadHat: Kehehe. Sucks to be you Gheb. Anyways that's all for now ladies and gents. Tata!

MadHat out

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