The Loser and the Demon

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Arthur: Now then Gheb. We wanna know what Zodiac looks like

Gheb: U-um

Arthur: What does Zodiac look like?

Gheb: Wut?

Arthur: *flips table* What country you from?

Gheb: Wut?

Arthur: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?

Gheb: What?

Arthur: English mothafucker do you speak it?!

Gheb: Yes!

Arthur: Then you know what I'm saying?

Gheb: Yes!

Arthur: Describe what Zodiac looks like!!!

Gheb: W-w-wha-

Arthur: *aims gun at him* Say what again! Say what again!! I dare, I double dare you mothafucker say what again!!

Gheb: H-hes white

Arthur: Go on!

Gheb: H-he wears glasses!

Arthur: Does he look like a bitch?

Gheb: What?

Arthur: *shoots him in the Shoulder*

Gheb: AAAAH!!

Arthur: Does he look...like a bitch!?

Gheb: No!!!

Arthur: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch Gheb?

Gheb: I didn't

Arthur: Yes you did! Yes you did, Gheb

Gheb: N-no

Arthur: Zodiac don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Zodiac

Joseph: *drinks coffee* I should stop letting Arthur do this stuff again

(I based this off of a famous scene from one of best movies ever made)

Death out

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