Deadkill: Ho Ho ho! Where are the ho ho hos? Know what I'm saying?
27: I fucking hate you so much
Deadkill: You're so sweet!
Me: Merry Christmas everybody!
Ivan: *snickers*
Kai: What's so funny?
Ivan: *points at Lucius and Marcus standing under a missletoe but they don't notice*
Marc and Lucius: *glare at each other*
Gheb: Kissing time! *Pushes Lucius as he ends up accidentally kissing Marc* mmph!?
Erito: Oh boy. This is interesting
Marc: *pushes him away and blushes madly* Y-you fucking ass! Why would you do that!?
Lucius: Not my fault! It was Gheb!
Gheb: I did no such thing
Boss: You yelled out "kissing time" bro
Gheb: That was probably you!
Boss: I don't go around making two guys kiss man
Lucius and Marc: GHEB!!!
Gheb: Uh oh *runs away*
Alright gather around everybody! It's time to give out gifts! I'll start off by giving my gift to Erito. Go ahead and open it
Erito: *opens it and it's revealed to be a new sword* Holy shit! A new sword! The blade is made out of Katchin! Thx Death
Kehehe, no prob
Erron: *opens gift* a new gun. Thx partner
Blues: Yay a new fedora!
Roland: Alright. A new pocket knife, and it's also a lighter *smokes cigarette*
Hey, where's Zabian?
Zabian: *falls through chimney and is covered with blood while wearing a Santa hat* Hey
Zabian? Why are you covered in blood?
Zabian: Oh that's because there was some fat guy with a beard wearing red on our roof. I thought he was an intruder so I slaughtered him
Everyone: O_O
ZABIAN!!! You just killed Santa Claus!
Zabian: That was him? Welp, I guess I'm adding to my list of people that I have murdered
*Facepalms* Great. I guess Christmas is cancelled
Deadkill: No it ain't. We just need a new Santa!
Good idea. But who will take his place?
Deadkill: Me!
Ok
Everyone: What?!
He's the only one who wears red
Menace: *coughs*
One of the only ones who wears red
Deadkill: Yeah! Trust me! I'll do good
-hours later, the city is one fire-
Deadkill: See? I did good!
Good job
(I swear I'm running out of ideas with this book. But thx for reading this)
Death out
