*a bunch of people are in a room talking amongst each other, Death then walks in and stands in front of them all*
Alright everybody settle down.
*everyone is still talking*
I said settle down.
*people are still talking*
Shut the fuck up!!! *shoots ceiling*
*everyone shuts up*
Thank you. Ok well meeting is now in session.
Darko: What are we here for?
The Boss: Yeah make it quick buddy, I have a booty call to get to
Don't worry it won't be that long. I'd just like to welcome everyone to very first meeting of the Diamond Class of Killswitch
Taro: Diamond Class?
Yup. The highest rank of Killswitch. Before it was the Emerald Class but honestly some of us here have the power to nuke a fucking city so I figured we'd make a new rank specifically for those type of people with that kind of power.
Korvac: Sounds about right
I also ranked each specific member here from 1-20. 20 being the lowest, 1 being the highest.
Jerrick: So basically it's like the S class in the Hero organization from One Punch Man?
Exactly. For example, Connor is rank 20, meaning he's the lowest, and I'm rank 1, meaning I'm the highest of not only this class, but the entire organization. And yes, it is because I'm the leader
Taro: What rank is Steve?
Rank 2 since he's basically the co-leader of Killswitch
Steve: I was officially the second member besides Mr. Death.
Zodiac: Sounds about right
The Boss: Course you're rank 1 Death. Why should you be rank 1?
Like I said Boss, I'm the leader. You're rank 15 btw
Boss: I'm that low? But I'm The Boss
Just because you're name is The Boss, doesn't make you the actual boss of this organization.
Boss: *murmurs* fuckin faggot.
Hey! I'll have you know that I'm a proud bisexual bitch.
Maddox: I don't think that's what faggot means exactly.
Shush. And don't talk shit Boss or else I'll smack the fuckin' titties off you ya fuckin' cock
Boss: Ugh fine
Izuru: This shit went from 0 to 100 real quick lad.
Gheb: Yeah its pretty intense
*everyone looks at Gheb*
Who the fuck invited this cucklord? Kill this dick
*they all shoot down Gheb*
Well, that happened.....who wants to get pizza?
Everyone: Me!
Alright meeting is over. Let's go
Death out
