*Wakes up in a bathtub*
Oh... Man my head. Why am in a bathtub? Why am I shirtless? And wheres my kidney?
Madhat: Oh good! You're awake!
Madhat? What happened last night?
Madhat: Well apparently someone had spiked the eggnog and well ummm...
*Flashback*
Deadkill: I'm so fucking high right now!!! WHOOOOO *jumps off the roof and lands on a spiked fence*
Gheb: *is hanging from the ceiling with a noose around his neck and his organs have fallen out*
Boss: Feliz Navidad everyone *shoots himself*
Zabian: *slits his own neck and collapses*
Madhat: *drinks eggnog* yeah I'm too insane to get high
*Stumbles upon Dr. Gentleman* hey doc...how about doin some surgery on me? I think I have a tumor in my kidney *burps because I'm drunk from coffee liquor* excuse me
Gentleman: Very well. Where's the bathroom?
Menace: Heh. *Throws away the cocaine he put into the eggnog*
*Flashback ends*
Ah I see. So that's what happened
Madhat: Yep!
Welp. That was one hell of a Christmas party. Just wait until New year's *drinks coffee*
Death out
