*is wearing goggles and sees a cave* Hmm...*walks in the cave*
Jr: *pops his head out my book bag* Papa?
*Gives him bamboo and pets him* Didn't expect to see a cave here.
???: *Follows me*
*Feels a presence and turns around to see nothing* hmm
Jr: Papa?
I get the feeling we're not alone here Jr. *Continues walk into the cave*
???: *Keeps following them* oooooooh
Wtf? Are there ghosts here? What was that?
???: *Gets behind me* Hi!
*Turns around and shoots them*
???: *Heals* that's not very nice
Who the fresh Prince of fucktown are you?
???: I'm Mr. Twosides!
What kinda name is that? What are you
Twosides: I'm a persona! And I'm looking for a host
Is that why you were following me? Why do you need a host?
Twosides: Because I'll disappear if I don't find one. You seem like the perfect guy to become the host
*Drinks coffee* why should I? How do I know you won't possess me or some shit?
Twosides: I'll give you infinite coffee
I already have that
Twosides: I'll summon your anime waifu
Hmmmm. Go on
Twosides: And you'll have incredible power
Ok I'm getting bored. Fine, I'll be the host. If this is a trick, I'm erasing you with my hakai
Twosides: U won't regret it! *Gets in my body* (Not in a dirty way you pervs)
What the hell? Hm, I don't feel any different. But I feel very tingly all of a sudden
Twosides: Give it some time to get used to it
Alright.
Jr: *pokes me* Papa
Twosides: Why do you have a baby panda with you?
Because I'm Death Maniac *gives Jr coffee* now let's get out of here
(Idk why I thought of this. Whatever, thx for reading)
Death out
