Joseph: Arthur, There is a dead human in our house!
Arthur: Oooh, Heeeeey. How did he get here?
Joseph: Arthur what did you do?
Arthur: Me ah- I- I didn't do this
Joseph: Explain what happened Arthur
Arthur: I've never seen him before in my life
Joseph: Why did you kill this person Arthur?
Arthur: I do not kill people, that is- that is my least favorite thing to do
Joseph: Tell me Arthur, exactly what you were doing before I got home
Arthur: Alright well, I was upstairs
Joseph: Ok
Arthur: I was um, I was sitting in my room
Joseph: Yes
Arthur: Reading a book
Joseph: Go on
Arthur: And uh well this guy walked in
Joseph: Ok
Arthur: So I went up to him
Joseph: Yes?
Arthur: And um I stabbed him 37 times in the chest
Joseph:.... Arthur that kills people!
Arthur: Oh! Woooow, I did not know that
Joseph: How could you not know that?
Arthur: Yeah I'm in the wrong here. I suck
Joseph: What happened to his hands?
Arthur: What's that?
Joseph: His hands. Why are they missing?
Arthur: Oh I kinda um cooked them up, and ate them
Joseph:.... Arthur
Arthur: I was hungry and when you crave hands thats-
Joseph: Why on Earth would you do that?
Arthur: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break
Joseph: Arthur..
Arthur: My stomach was making the rumblies
Joseph: Arthur...
Arthur: That only hands would satisfy
Joseph: What is wrong with you Arthur?
Arthur: Well I-I kill people and I eat hands. So that's two things
I'm sure you'll all get what this is based off of. Anyways thx for reading
Death out
