Welcome. I'd like to thank everyone for coming here. We're here to say our goodbyes to the people who died in Danganronpa V3.
Starting off with Rantaro Amami, The Ultimate Survivor.... or The Ultimate Adventurer. He was an amazing guy, his flowing lime green hair, his two gorgeous ahoges, his glorious ass- I mean eyes. Rantaro...you were a good friend, I remember when we had that party on the cruise, and we got drunk together and we expressed our romance in bed. I just.....why?! Why'd you have to go Rantaro
Marc: Uhhhhhhh
I loved you Rantaro!! We could've had a great future!! *Runs away crying*
Everyone: O_O
*Two hours later*
Next up is Kaede Akamatsu, The Ultimate Pianist. Kaede was a sweet girl. I remember when I taught her to play piano when she was a child. She was like a sister. And why did you have to break the hearts of Saimatsu shippers, Kodaka?! Anyways rest in peace
Ryoma Hoshi, The Ultimate Tennis Pro. Why is it always the weird looking character? Anyways Ryoma was a badass, his sexy voice and his awesome cigarette candy. Thats all I can say
Kirumi Tojo, The Ultimate Maid. She always loved doing her job as a maid, a bit too much. But hey that's who she was. Kirumi was a wonderful person. She was always kind to her friends. And I still don't know how someone like her could be the prime minister but hey it's Danganronpa
Angie Yonaga, She weird and Atua sucks dick. That is all
Tenko Chabishira, The Ultimate Aikido Master (hope I spelled that right) What can I say? Despite her hatred for men, even though her master was male, Tenko was a good friend. And she was pretty good with her Aikido
Korekiyo Shinguji, The Ultimate Anthropologist. He's a creepy ass serial killer. And he's into incest. And is most likely into kinky shit
Miu Iruma, The Ultimate Inventor, She was bitchy and all but she had some.... interesting inventions. And we'll never forget that she died from toilet paper.
Gonta Gokuhara, Ultimate Entomologist, Gonta was a gentle, kind person. And in my opinion, he is the true Gentleman
Kokichi Ouma, The Ultimate Supreme Leader. Fuck this guy, fuck his lies, and fuck his Panta
Kaito Momota, The Ultimate Astronaut. Boy this guy. This guy was awesome. Dude always believed in his friends and that jacket. Boy the people I would murder for that jacket
Tsumugi Shirogane, the Ultimate Cosplayer. Evil Mastermind but she's still one of best waifus
Kiibo, You sacrificed yourself for the sake of your friends. And you're an amazing friend. So long bro
Anyways that's all for now. Thx for reading. I'm out
Death out
