Ladies and gentlemen!!! Tonight is the fight of the century!! We're gonna have ourselves one hell of a fuckin match
MadHat: Thats right folks the match we're about to see is the 10 time MMA champion Mitch Law against the Boku no Pico lover, Gheb. I'm MadHat and with me is my co-host, Deadkill
Deadkill: What's up fucks? Also with us is our Spanish commentator, the boss
Boss: Hola. Estoy aquí para la pelea del siglo. Sólo diré que Gheb va a morir de mierda
MadHat: Hehehe. I have no clue what the fuck he said. Anyways on to the match!
Blues: *clears throat* In the blue corner. The 10 time MMA champion, Mitch Law!
Mitch: *cracks knuckles*
Blues: And in the red corner it's *groans* Gheb
Gheb: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
*The croud boos*
Dante: You suck cock!!! *Eats KFC*
MadHat: A lot of backlash eh Deadkill?
Deadkill: Certainly. What do you think Boss?
Boss: Gheb es un pedazo de mierda y orina
MadHat: Yeah I agree with whatever the hell u said
Blues: Alright u two I want a good clean fight. Now kill each other *rings the bell*
Gheb: Alright u I'm gonna mess u up so bad you'll be seeing stars. Now c'mon pal
Mitch: *punches him in the gut*
Gheb: *Coughs blood* Gah!! I mean is that the best u got?!
Mitch: *punches his jaw and Gheb loses some of his teeth*
Gheb: Agh!!
Mitch: *kicks Ghebs nuts so hard, his nuts explode*
Gheb: *in a high pitch voice* AAAAAAAAHHHHH
MadHat: Oooh. Looks like Gheb isn't going to be having kids
Deadkill: looks like it's time for Mitch to finish the job
*The crowd yells "FINISH HIM"*
Mitch: *smirks and punches Gheb in the face so hard, he loses his head*
Gheb: *blood comes out of his headless corpse*
Boss: SI!
MadHat: Yes he won!!
Deadkill: Yeeeeeeee
Blues: *holds up Mitch's hand* The winner is Mitch Law!
Deadkill: Well that was amazing
MadHat: Indeed. Thx everybody for watching. Bye!!
(Ok so if you're confused I don't blame you. It's called a random book for a reason after all. So yeah. Anyways thx for reading this chapter)
Death out
