*Beat Comes In*
*Niall Versus*
*Turns Snapback Backwards*
Wey hey I just put out this new book today if you like when me and the boys are gay then this is the motherfucking place and the authors mostly want Narry.
*Harry Versus*
*Trips*
*Laughs*
*Crash Into Niall*
*Dust Self Off*
*Grabs Crotch*
What up my name is Harry and I fucking love Narry to all Larry I'm soarry but I'm not going that way I know I seem straight but I'm actually gay.
*Liam Versus*
*Cross Arms Over Chest*
I don't know what's wrong with Harry but I do ship Narry but anyway this is the place where you can read the following Mpreg, Fluff, Supernatural, Smut and Others.
*Zayn Versus*
*Roll Eyes*
You give us your storay and I'll put it on here today but you have to inbox may this song is such a fucking lame I don't even know why I'm singing I'm quitting.
*Louis Versus*
*Throws Up Westside*
You can give me the ships name like Narry, Nouis, Zarry, Ziall, Zouis, Nashton, and Zianourry the author don't like to do Larry so don't send it ok I hope you got this because I'm so fucking confused oh hey look Niall watching Blues Clues.
*Chorus*
If this room was burning Niall won't even notice because he been eating all night and when I ask he gives me Little White Lies, Little White Lies Zayn say he a good boy but I know that he's a girl I see him in a dress all the time with his Little White Lies, Little White Lies.
Best I ever had this chicken ain't half bad it make me wanna ssssssss one more night Harry four nipples it's crazy it's crazy I don't know what the sun made of but Lou's bum ain't big enough there's no way I can explain Harry four nipples no.
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If you're so confused just read Louis, Zayn and Liam versus again and if your still confused.......
Take it away boys.
*Niall, Harry, Louis, Liam, Zayn Versus*
You eat bird poo!!
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MC Nialler
Hazza Gizzle
Lou Fizzle
Zayn Wizzle
Liam Cizzle
