Bill's Magic Socks

Chaper ate: Teh quest fer riters and olso teh battle continued!

Billiam end Bobert went out to a riters convenshun to find da magical dreme teme. So dey got ther and dey sawd giys named tim tom todd peter and even a guy named ploodeniahlongicoobernugs.
    He was british. And homeless, but not as much as he was british.
    After owers of looking dey fownd a giy named Bartolomeu and Terry. Billiam askt dem if dey cood rite teh rest of teh stury. But dey sed *we need to fite u on teh rewftop bafor we becom ur riters'? So dey went on da rewf top and a giy caym up and sed *reddy, seddy, gooooy^. Den dere was a big fite and billiam was hit sow far he got hitted off teh clif. But bobert grabed his hand end sed ' Im holding on too u like when you were stressed out after a heavydirtysoul stole ur car radio. I was wun of da reasons he called a truce in teh trees.' den he piked up billiam and dey fought really hard until dey beat da best riters. Dey gave up and sed  ^we give up' so dey gabe up and den after dey gabe up dey went with billiam and bobert to da plece to be.

        So, you must be the new guys. Yes of course I told characters from my story to go to find you guys. Creepy? Of course not! I didn't tell them to specifically look for you guys, I just told them to look for guys named Bartolomeu or Terry. Listen, you lost the battle so now you have to write. Ha! No, of course you don't have a choice! This is the real deal! You're on the crew of BILL'S MAGIC SOCKS! It's the book of the year! Now get to work, you reliable guys, you. Oh, hey reader! So, from now on it's Bartolomeu and Terry. We'll see how they do.

"Ooooooh, Bobert, I luv ur muscles. Bobert, I'm so attracted to u Bobert" sed Billiam. "Uh huh, Billiam. I love the way you look in those magic socks ™."

OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYY? WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE TO TURN THIS BOOK INTO A LOVE STORY? IT'S NOT EVEN THAT TEMPTING, I definitely didn't um, do it... at all. SHUT UP! Well, Insert Author Name Here isn't as a reliable a name as BARTOLOMEU OR TERRY! You are FIRED! LEEEEEAAAAAAVE. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

I'm uh... really um, sorry that you had to see that. I guess I got a little carried away he he. Okay, let's see... Oh, yeah.

    Billiam and Bobert wer still just goood frends and nothing more than GOOD FRENDS! They decidecided that it was time for teh battle agenst teh giant friggerator. Soo, they went to teh friggerator's house and sed, "Yo friggerator, u wanna do dat fight??" And he sed "ye" so dey went to go do dat fight. Den, Bobert sed "Okay Billiam, we gotta flie so teh giant friggeratorTM won't hit us with his spoled meelk. So, Bobert started flyin like a pigeon and Billiam started FLYIN LIKE AN EAGLE!!!!!! Teh giant friggerator started shooting sum spoled meelk at Bobert but Bobert shot hi stoic wee at him and he died the end. Jk it's not the end. IT'S JUST TEH BEGINNING!! DUN DUN DUN!