Billiam was sad.
Bobert was dead... again. Billiam lay on his La-Z-Boy. Eating badly, smoking and drinking.
Look jek_in_da_box, I know you usually do adult book but we have a younger audience... I mean I bet they already know what it is but you gotta tone it down. Do you know catcher in the rye? It's a good book but it constantly uses the "n" word. So it's not as popular and the author might have not made a lot of money. So we have to tone it down so all families will read this book and we will get a bunch of money. We need money. Why do u think authors actually write books? Exactly... money! So let's not use that line. Ok? Cool.
Billiam lay on his La-Z-Boy. Eating badly, playing too many video games and drinking too many root beer floats. He thought to himself: Bobert dies a lot. Billiams crime fighting days were over. He lay on his bed staring at the wall whe-
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Bill's Magic Socks
ЮморThis is a very strange book to say the least. To make fun of someone who made an extremely terrible book that made no sense and had terrible spelling and grammar, Jake Edelstein and I decided to make a book just as terrible. This was not written by...
