Well I'll tell ya ma brutha. The socks could make Billiam FLY LIKE AN EAGLE! Bobert was still most definitely dead.
Bobert was in the ground dead because he was homeless.
Billiam never knew that Bobert's socks were magic, just that they were hot. I said he liked them cuz they were magic but it was only prank. Ha ha fooled u.
Bobert was cool when he wasn't dead.
Bobert had a mustache?
When he was alive.
Bobert's socks were magic?
But now Billy has em.
Billy went to the store to buy some socks that were not magic to rub in people's face!!!!!!!!!!!
Ebrybody was toats jelly.
Billiam put dem on and flied.
Ebryone sed *NOOOOO Wayyyyyyyy*
Den he flew all oba da playce. The people said "Woah is a bird! Is a Plain! Is Bill? Is Bill with dead Bobert'z Socks." Den they were like "Hey, Boberts dead."
Yes...he is.
He most definitely is dead.
Like, so dead.
It's not even funny lolzies.
It's pretty sad.
Hello, is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again. Because there was dis villain softly creeping and he like toats left his seed when I was sleaping. And the vision that was planted in mai brane still remains within the sound of silence.
That's what Bobert said.
When he was alive.
It didn't make sense. He just started sayin funny things and then died. Wait a sec? Why is this book named after billy. He's not even a human. He's an angel baby gyterimia old man! 'That's when george realized the lava heating was set to 35 persent but that's beside the point.
What is this book even about! Oh yeah the socks? Billiam still had dem..
Wait a second, is this book first person or third person. God dangit I'm lost in life. I'm gonna get a twinkie. Here I'll put on a song when I'm gone.
NEVER SAY NEVER EVER EVER EH EH EH NEVER SAY NEVER EVER EVER EH EH NEVER SAY NEVEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!
Oh my gosh I'm so sorry I totally forgot my Beibs playlist was on. Wow sorry. Remember when twinkles went out of business for like a month and the whole world blew up? By the whole world I mean the fat Americans like Billy. Not Bobert though. Bobert was fit and hot. Bobert ate raw cabbage. Too often. He stank. Maybe that's because he was homeless.
He was you know.
Very.
Not as much as he was dead tho. Lol what is this book.
Anyway billy was flying when he saw a magical toaster named Tyler Romaine.
It could fly like the socks
U know...
The socks that billy had
That were previously Bobert's
Bobert was cool.
He was an orfan
He killed his parents
And his foster parents
And osama bin laden
He's dead now
Then teh toaster sed... 'ware is Jek edelsten.
Jek was an angel baebie.
It is a long story.
But den teh blooberganaferitepoggers came with big macheen guns
Billiam sed 'today is toosdae
Bobert sed Dat ones
But he won't sai it agen
Cuz he is ded
But den the toaster shooted big Breds at the bloober somethings.
Teh toaster was cool.
He seemed like a genius utuber with amasing skillz.
Den billiam sed 'good joob!!!!??? Do u want to bae mi seed kic!'
Den teh toaster sed ' soobscreeb to dudeski ferst??!!?'
K sed biililiam
YOU ARE READING
Bill's Magic Socks
HumorThis is a very strange book to say the least. To make fun of someone who made an extremely terrible book that made no sense and had terrible spelling and grammar, Jake Edelstein and I decided to make a book just as terrible. This was not written by...
