You know, I did see an ad in the New York Times for a world renowned writer, but I just kind of passed over it. Here, let me just find it... Oh yeah, it says his name is jek_in_da_box. He's written a lot of stuff like essays for school and... I don't really know but is says"WORLD RENOWNED AUTHOR: jek_in_da_box IS BEST AUTHOR IN WORLD!" So, it has to be legit. Let me just look home up on my handy dandy laptop and... yup! That's him! jek_in_da_box, seems kind of reliable. Sounds foreign. Sounds like a good chapter in the book! Alrighty then, Billiam and Bobert!
Billiam and Bobert were sent by teh best author ever to find an even better author named jek_in_da_box. Dey got started bi making a bote to sail to Frenchia and find Mr. Box. Dey bought some duck tape and some wood and got bilding. After about 3.1415926 mins dey wer dun. Dey put it in da water and started sailing. You mite be wundering why day didnt just FLY LIKE AN EAGLE!!!!! Wel, teh answer to dat kwestion wood be, uh... Dangit!
Why did they make a boat? Is this CastawayTM? They have magic socks. The title of the book is BILL'S MAGIC SOCKS! Or are they Bobert's? WHY IS THIS BOOK SO CONFUSING? It's like as confusing as a movie about going into dreams and getting into more and more dream levels the more they dream. Ha! That would never happen. Gosh, okay calm down Insert Author Name Here. You can do this. You can write the best book of the year. It doesn't even matter that pretty much the whole world is counting on you. You know what, whatever! They made a boat! It'll add some action.
Owt on da open seee, it really gives a person a while to think. It gave Billiam and Bobert to think about how dey are just friends with no other thots about each other and didn't like each other anymore than friends. Like at all. Really. Billiam wuz always fishin fer fishes. Bobert was always... well not doing much at all. He was just singin some funny song. It went like this.
Bobert, our dearest Bobert,
We all love you Bobert,
We thought you wer dead,
But now yer a livin Bobert.
Bobert, our dearest Bobert,
U still have no home,
We couldn't get u wun fer yer birthday,
So we got u this gnome.
Bobert, our dearest Bobert
We all loved yer socks,
But Billiam stole them.
I hope he gets eaten by a fox.
Then he would always mumble "me too" under his breath. It was pretty weird. Billiam wondered how long he had bin singin that song for. After about 3.1415926 days out on teh open seeeee, they arrived at Frenchia. Den dey went door to door to try and find jek_in_da_box. Dey took a while and dey nokd on a door. Da door opand and there was a heavenlie light dat came out of it. Den da best man ob all tiem caym out. It was Milsci (Gaming) Dey imedietlie flied back cuz of da strength of da Milsci.
Den Milsci sed 'why r u here'
And billiam sed- I am looking for jek-in-da-box. Do u no heem
Milsci replyd wyth= jes! He was my heero!!!!!!
*Do u know ware he livs sed bill*
'uv cors! I stok him 24/7! He livs there! let me wok you dere' sed Milsci. So dey wokt ovr to jek_in_da_box's howce.
He came owt end sed *hello teh bawoyoch... er dudeski.. Wait no! Jek_in_da_box. Dere we gow.
Billiam sed- I herd u r master riter??????!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Jek_in_da_box sed (yup)
Bobert sed ^u dont want us two fite, rite!!!!!!!!!!!!^
Jek_in_da_box sed - nah... what is da misci doin hear.
Bobert sed- he knows ware u liv!-
Jek_in_da_box sed (no wai)
Milsci didd knot liek teh idea of dem keeping jek_in_da_box so he sed - i weel keel u wit me amasing editz. He went obr to dem and taked owt his clown mask and started feelming. Aftar he wuz dun he ededed it inside teh camre (toats posibl). And he poots dem in teheditshoota3000.
Bobert flew bek end sed - his ededs r to strong.
Den jek_in_da_box puld owt his mecbook end sed i will beat u. Dey fawt with dere ededing skillz. Dere were so meny editz????!!!!????!!!! it wuz insane?
Teh bawoyoch or dudeski or jek_in_da_box sed i cant handle dis stufs on me own. EDEDING TEAM!!!!! UNITE." den his supah editz teem yewnited and they shot out supah editz. Teh editz cumbined was two much to handel.
Milsci falld doun end sed - Jek_in_da_box i wil alwaize lub yew. Jek_in_da_box den ededed wun last vidyo and shot milsci. Den he was arraesd from existence.
Then, dey got da bote and flew back to insert author name here so dey cen gib him Jek_in_da_box.
This is Jek_in_da_box? No, he just didn't fit the description
The description: 6ft 7 bodybuilder with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Anyway, do you think you could write the rest of this story without adding any romance in it. Because we don't want to end up on The Morgan Clemens Ship List. Okay, so now write the best thing you've ever written in your life.
(CLASSIFIED INFORMATION)
There's no way you could have thought of that. WOW. Okay you're hired. So what if you only wrote classified information in parenthesis. It's still genius. I already know this is going to be the best work that someone else wrote and I took the credit for! Anyway, on with the story.
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Bill's Magic Socks
HumorThis is a very strange book to say the least. To make fun of someone who made an extremely terrible book that made no sense and had terrible spelling and grammar, Jake Edelstein and I decided to make a book just as terrible. This was not written by...
